Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[deipnosophist]

FFS thought I had a chance aswell

You come across as a bloke any woman would like to share some sexual time with. Do not let lesbianistic preferences deter you. Lesbians are always looking for the right man to 'convert' them...and I reckon you could be that fella. Just email her and ask her out FFS!

 

[ForeverBlue92]

You come across as a bloke any woman would like to share some sexual time with. Do not let lesbianistic preferences deter you. Lesbians are always looking for the right man to 'convert' them...and I reckon you could be that fella. Just email her and ask her out FFS!

I dont know about that lad - my tiny cock could barely pleasure one of those babes never mind both!

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

The models in this link are pleasing to the eye.

Pandemic fashion: 'We went from selling sequins to sweatpants'

How two go-to occasion wear brands were able to capture the lockdown retail market in 2020.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[PhilEFC]

I dont know about that lad - my tiny cock could barely pleasure one of those babes never mind both!

it’s not the sword it’s the swordsman mate... well that’s what I keep telling myself.

 

[anton66]

I dont know about that lad - my tiny cock could barely pleasure one of those babes never mind both!

Stop boasting.

 

[tommytowne]

I dont know about that lad - my tiny cock could barely pleasure one of those babes never mind both!

On one of my occasional trawls of the Mumsnet pages, which I would heartedly recommend by the way, I stumbled across these words of encouragement from a lady.
One of the correspondants had written that when her man is in the buff, his tail looks very insignificant but rises to the occasion.
A lady agreed that her bloke was in the same bracket but that his appendage was a "grower, not a shower" and not to be dismayed.
That's my mantra now and forever more

 

[Bedfordblue]

On one of my occasional trawls of the Mumsnet pages, which I would heartedly recommend by the way, I stumbled across these words of encouragement from a lady.
One of the correspondants had written that when her man is in the buff, his tail looks very insignificant but rises to the occasion.
A lady agreed that her bloke was in the same bracket but that his appendage was a "grower, not a shower" and not to be dismayed.
That's my mantra now and forever more

Only on GoT could a thread segue from “Fit Birds Thread Mk2’ to Mumsnet forum so neatly

 

[tommytowne]

Only on GoT could a thread segue from “Fit Birds Thread Mk2’ to Mumsnet forum so neatly

I thank you. It was a current well known poster on GOT who first intimated that there were some right mucky bints commenting on there, and he was spot on

 

[Nymzee]

 

[magicjuan]

The models in this link are pleasing to the eye.

Pandemic fashion: 'We went from selling sequins to sweatpants'

How two go-to occasion wear brands were able to capture the lockdown retail market in 2020.

www.bbc.co.uk

Far too much emphasis on clothing for my liking

 

[deipnosophist]

I dont know about that lad - my tiny cock could barely pleasure one of those babes never mind both!

...the worthy crusade you have set out upon (i.e. the conversion of lezzies to hetero) possibly will have fabulous results because of your smallish member. Your member would be not too dissimilar from what a lezzy was used to dealing with and thus it would ‘ease’ them into their new sexual lifestyle.. Do not put up obstacles to your crusade mate...be proud of your smallish member and ask those girls out!!!

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Nymzee]

Monica was one of my (many) childhood crushes.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Lloydystark]

Monica was one of my (many) childhood crushes.

What’s she from?