Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[The binman chronicles]

Cant beat a big ass full of cellulite smothering the life out of you

Don't get me wrong my 'type' is more leaning to the chubby side than super slim so I haven't got a problem with big booties. However @deipnosophist is right in thinking why would anyone want to specifically target their ass to get bigger whilst keeping a slim and tight everything else? It's like having your cake and eating it...and then throwing it up...and then massaging it into their bum hoping once repeated 100 times it will have increased the size by 2 inches.

If you've got it naturally then you've got it, the Kardashian craze is a bit weird.

 

[deipnosophist]

Cant beat a big ass full of cellulite smothering the life out of you

lol...I was thinking when I posted about derriere sizes "I bet ForeverBlue92 will be popping up soon"

...and voila!

 

[BornBlue76]

Unbelievablely, she’s supposedly the girlfriend of Joey Essex ... imagine the conversations

Ex I read now.. bumped into celebrity ex on the beach and can’t deny I paused in my clicking... on google noticed they split.. you might have a shot

 

[deipnosophist]

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Rebecca Black

her heart shaped faces tattoo swaps arms

 

[Nymzee]

 

[tsubaki]

was watching some episode of Firefly again yesterday - mad to think that show was cancelled so quickly, given that the 22/23 year old version of her was in it

 

[Nymzee]

was watching some episode of Firefly again yesterday - mad to think that show was cancelled so quickly, given that the 22/23 year old version of her was in it

Great series.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Fertility symbols throughout the ages have depicted the desirability/fertility of fuller figured women, bigger bottomed ladies, with slimness being linked to adolescence.

Paleolithic: Symbols of Fertility or Attractiveness


Rpresentations of Venus




The use of bustles to accentuate the derriere etc

Late 18th Century Skirt Supports: Bums, Rumps, & Culs – Démodé

demodecouture.com

Big booties are not a fashion fad, its the historical norm. Super slimness is the fashion fad delivered last century by a fashion industry that it might be fair to say was dispropotionatly dominated by gay men.

 

[tsubaki]

Fertility symbols throughout the ages have depicted the desirability/fertility of fuller figured women, bigger bottomed ladies, with slimness being linked to adolescence.

Paleolithic: Symbols of Fertility or Attractiveness
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Rpresentations of Venus
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The use of bustles to accentuate the derriere etc

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Late 18th Century Skirt Supports: Bums, Rumps, & Culs – Démodé

demodecouture.com

Big booties are not a fashion fad, its the historical norm. Super slimness is the fashion fad delivered last century by a fashion industry that it might be fair to say was dispropotionatly dominated by gay men.

TBF it might also to be to do with food supply; as in if you can afford to have a wife like that then it shows everyone you are powerful enough to not put her out to work like the rest of the population.

This is probably the same sort of thing we see nowadays with the fitness model / beach body type ideal figure, at least subconsciously (as in if you’ve got a tanned, extremely fit girl on your arm then it’s a statement).

 

[DrEFC]

 

[Nymzee]

 

[ForeverBlue92]

@4evablue great taste sir

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

She's doing g'damn wonders for my hair fetish...

 

[Philw]

Fertility symbols throughout the ages have depicted the desirability/fertility of fuller figured women, bigger bottomed ladies, with slimness being linked to adolescence.

Paleolithic: Symbols of Fertility or Attractiveness
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Rpresentations of Venus
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The use of bustles to accentuate the derriere etc

View attachment 122970

Late 18th Century Skirt Supports: Bums, Rumps, & Culs – Démodé

demodecouture.com

Big booties are not a fashion fad, its the historical norm. Super slimness is the fashion fad delivered last century by a fashion industry that it might be fair to say was dispropotionatly dominated by gay men.

TBF it might also to be to do with food supply; as in if you can afford to have a wife like that then it shows everyone you are powerful enough to not put her out to work like the rest of the population.

This is probably the same sort of thing we see nowadays with the fitness model / beach body type ideal figure, at least subconsciously (as in if you’ve got a tanned, extremely fit girl on your arm then it’s a statement).

Also the ability to bear a child safely. The phrase "child bearing hips" springs to mind. Nowadays giving birth is so relatively safe, there is no need to look for a "well rounded" women to ensure your progeny is born safely. The things that we had to prioritise in the past have changed as medicine/health/life expectancies have improved.

 

[deipnosophist]

I bought an ex of mine a leather 'outfit' like that...she looked silly in it