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Sharpattack
Player Valuation: £35m
Too many tatts. Would not bang.
-Rob-
Player Valuation: £15m
I'll let her know. I'm sure she'll be gutted.
Sharpattack
Player Valuation: £35m
Gross
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Practically suicidal I heard. All her life has been geared up to get banged by sharpattack. Now she is just like an unwanted and unused sausage casing, never to be filled.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
...I think you're forgetting about @ForeverBlue92 lol lol
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Would fill her up like a tank of gas mate lol
-Rob-
Player Valuation: £15m
Once every few weeks, with someone else's nozzel and have to pay for the privilege?
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
way, waaay back in the day, me and Dave, my great mate (and consummate junkie) inadvertently (i.e. stoned lol) drove off from a petrol station with the bowser hose still in the petrol tank...the nozzle actually fell into the tank...for years after, every time his car braked hard or swerved, we could hear it clanging about in there ...we laughed so much.
Whenever I hear 'Another Girl, Another Planet' by The Only Ones, my memory reaches back to that BP forecourt...because that was the song on the car's cassette as we accelerated out of there! lol lol
BornBlue76
Player Valuation: £35m
Good lord, that's the first ever one in here to make me stop in my tracks. Normally I just come in here to see the hilarious ones the likes of Bryan finds 'hot'.
She is staggering.
