Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[Nymzee]

 

[Sharpattack]

Too many tatts. Would not bang.

 

[-Rob-]

Too many tatts.

There's no such thing as too many tatts.

 

[Nymzee]

Too many tatts. Would not bang.

I'll let her know. I'm sure she'll be gutted.

 

[Sharpattack]

There's no such thing as too many tatts.

Gross

 

[The binman chronicles]

I'll let her know. I'm sure she'll be gutted.

Practically suicidal I heard. All her life has been geared up to get banged by sharpattack. Now she is just like an unwanted and unused sausage casing, never to be filled.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[deipnosophist]

Practically suicidal I heard. All her life has been geared up to get banged by sharpattack. Now she is just like an unwanted and unused sausage casing, never to be filled.

...I think you're forgetting about @ForeverBlue92 lol lol

 

[ForeverBlue92]

...I think you're forgetting about @ForeverBlue92 lol lol

Would fill her up like a tank of gas mate lol

 

[-Rob-]

Would fill her up like a tank of gas mate lol

Once every few weeks, with someone else's nozzel and have to pay for the privilege?

 

[deipnosophist]

Once every few weeks, with someone else's nozzel and have to pay for the privilege?

way, waaay back in the day, me and Dave, my great mate (and consummate junkie) inadvertently (i.e. stoned lol) drove off from a petrol station with the bowser hose still in the petrol tank...the nozzle actually fell into the tank...for years after, every time his car braked hard or swerved, we could hear it clanging about in there ...we laughed so much.
Whenever I hear 'Another Girl, Another Planet' by The Only Ones, my memory reaches back to that BP forecourt...because that was the song on the car's cassette as we accelerated out of there! lol lol

 

[-Rob-]

 

[Nymzee]

 

[BornBlue76]

moses !

 

[Tubey]

Good lord, that's the first ever one in here to make me stop in my tracks. Normally I just come in here to see the hilarious ones the likes of Bryan finds 'hot'.

She is staggering.