Not been in here for a while, ain't spotted any new ladies that have particularly buttered me parsnips lately. I was starting to think, hell maybe I've matured, maybe I'm past lusting after impossible hotties, maybe I've seen all the glories of womanhood this world has to offer. I retired to enjoy my new found equilibrium...
Then god says 'eh lad, you seen that Nereyda Bird have ye?'
I says 'no, she alright is she?'
He 'says have some of this....'
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I says ' yeah.... well..... THAT'S HARDLY 'KIN FAIR IS IT????'
He says 'don't doubt my works again you little ingrate....'