Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[Nymzee]

How am I meant to wank over a dead person ffs

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

How am I meant to wank over a dead person ffs

 

[MrPerfectNot]

How am I meant to wank over a dead person ffs

Well, being literal, I suppose you could start by walking thru a cemetary....and hopefully figure the rest out on your own....

 

[Micky_T]

How am I meant to wank over a dead person ffs

At least they don't flinch when you get the happy ending in their eye

 

[mezzrow]

lol

 

[Littlesue]

Cor we have a fit blokes thread for us wenches??

 

[Rich1878]

lol

Good ! Silly little bint

 

[Lapeno77]

How am I meant to wank over a dead person ffs

You know, every now and then, you read a post or a comment on social media that just makes you sit down, have a mouthful of coffee and wonder just how long until that planet killing asteroid hits, because it really is long overdue

 

[Micky_T]

Cor we have a fit blokes thread for us wenches??

Feel free to start a thread. I'm sure it'll be very popular.

 

[Littlesue]

I would but no idea how to

 

[Nymzee]

You know, every now and then, you read a post or a comment on social media that just makes you sit down, have a mouthful of coffee and wonder just how long until that planet killing asteroid hits, because it really is long overdue

I think the joke behind my post might have gone over your head on the way to said asteroid.

 

[toffee82]

How am I meant to wank over a dead person ffs

Perseverance.

It gets easier after your first.

 

[Mickey]

Good ! Silly little bint

It's fake mate.

 

[Moomin]

How am I meant to wank over a dead person ffs

Easy, they don't move much.

 

[Rich1878]

It's fake mate.

You sure ?