Now you come to mention it, there doesn't seem to be a great deal inside the trunks either!
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The Games of the XXXI Olympiad - Russian Free Zone TBF
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pornpimol2
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Feel safe in some parts of the world.
....a transfer free zone.
Bungle
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What do you make of the Bolasie bid? What do we think he'd look like in swimming trunks?
....not as good as Suarez in the diving.
I think he may struggle in the skimpy trunks department. High degree of difficulty and may have to tuck.
toffeejack
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for the women? i'd hope not
...Tom Daley and his partner get bronze. Brilliant effort.
toffeejack
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get in those lads in trunks!
Hahaha!!
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
From News Thump........
Russia banned from less important Olympics
Russia’s institutional doping will be punished by banning them from the version of the Olympics watched by far fewer people.
The International Paralympic Committee made the decision to completely ban Vladimir Putin’s fitness bitches after it emerged that pretty much the entire team had been juicing like Schwarzenegger prepping for a beach holiday.
A spokesperson explained, “It is obviously important that we in the world of sport take a stand on doping; and so, given the choice of banning Russia from the Olympics, or the Paralympics, it was a pretty easy decision to make.
“We want to give them a slap on the nose, but not make an enemy for life, obviously. We’re not stupid.”
Russian fans have insisted they’re ‘not bothered’ by the ban.
“Meh,” shrugged Olympics fan, Simonski Williams.
“Like most people, I don’t actually watch the Paralympics, I only vocalise how much I admire the concept. So it makes little difference to me or indeed to the sporting prestige of mother Russia.
“Nobody can actually name a Paralympian that hasn’t shot their girlfriend through a bathroom door anyway, which should tell you all you need to know about how much people actually, honestly care about the games.
“So, yeah, we’re still in the real Olympics, so we’ll probably keep pumping our athletes full of HGH- although we might follow the lead of other nations and be careful not to get caught.”
Russia banned from less important Olympics
Russia’s institutional doping will be punished by banning them from the version of the Olympics watched by far fewer people.
The International Paralympic Committee made the decision to completely ban Vladimir Putin’s fitness bitches after it emerged that pretty much the entire team had been juicing like Schwarzenegger prepping for a beach holiday.
A spokesperson explained, “It is obviously important that we in the world of sport take a stand on doping; and so, given the choice of banning Russia from the Olympics, or the Paralympics, it was a pretty easy decision to make.
“We want to give them a slap on the nose, but not make an enemy for life, obviously. We’re not stupid.”
Russian fans have insisted they’re ‘not bothered’ by the ban.
“Meh,” shrugged Olympics fan, Simonski Williams.
“Like most people, I don’t actually watch the Paralympics, I only vocalise how much I admire the concept. So it makes little difference to me or indeed to the sporting prestige of mother Russia.
“Nobody can actually name a Paralympian that hasn’t shot their girlfriend through a bathroom door anyway, which should tell you all you need to know about how much people actually, honestly care about the games.
“So, yeah, we’re still in the real Olympics, so we’ll probably keep pumping our athletes full of HGH- although we might follow the lead of other nations and be careful not to get caught.”
Bungle
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Think it's best if he wears some leggings
Definitely.
And moves into Lukaku's house for a month to build synchronicity. Like Claire Balding just said about the British divers.
Bungle
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*faints*
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