Just a little handy one, as we have loads of foreign types and wools that post on here.
Feel free to add as applicable:
Ace: Boss.
Arlarse: Bang on lid. A subscriber to cruel or underhand ways. A guerilla footsoldier of Snide Jungle.
Bait (Baiting, to bait): The dropping of well executed grammar warfare with the intent on having one create the popcorn for general forum amusement.
BAN HIM D/D: Quieten or suspend the aforementioned poster please, Danny or Dylan.
Bad meff: One who will without any duress, accept fruit based toppings as being acceptable on pizza.
Barlows Boots-ish: Well connected, not to be believed. See also: Mail, Daily & Sauce?.
Beards: A long time, ages. Might not actually be all that long but might seem it, or for exaggeration purposes.
Beaut: See Belter.
Belg: A person native to Belgium/Dutch Toffee.
Belter: See Blert.
Blag: See Jarg.
Bleach: A recipe originated from Sharpy. When hard liquor just aint enough. Usually in reference to worrying news or an overly zany post.
Blu-Ray: A sound poster on here. It plays on your X-Box too, we heard. "Danny's kryptonite".
Boss: Ace.
Blert: See Melt.
Cat: You, a poster.
CLIQUE, CLIQUE!: When two cats (or more) agree on a point that is contrary to that of a newer or lesser posting cat. The insinuating of a Bad Titface Posse.
Defo: Definitely.
Dinner with the Demons: A post match Everton defeat, narrated by Ghost of Dixie.
Divvy: One who is a tad silly, either intentionally or like booking flights to Turkey when you draw Benfica in the cup.
Do one: Impolitely, go away. Always a good closer is "now do one" if you have pulled another cats pants down.
Gash: See Tosh.
********: The pièce de résistance of rips really. Accompanied with the brutal prefix of "you horrible little..." it is a crushing blow from which many don't recover.
GET JO ON (FFS MOYLES): Used in match threads to denote an uninspiring performance, thus far.
Grock: A big unit, usually with accompanying aggression. A Moat. Bolton's defence. Can also refer to a rugby shouldered lady, with a prop face.
Horror: See Monster.
I have black/gay/Muslim friends: The Disclaimer. Usually to prevent other cats from pointing out your transparent bigotry. The Ghost rager.
Jarg: Fake, and noticeable. Four stripe adidas, Riquelme to Everton off tribal football.
Kecks: Trousers, pants.
KenWRONG: A less than agreeable bit of business dealing from Mr W Kenwright, Everton Chairman. The high priest of Kenwrong: the davek cat.
Knightrider: A cat who has been turned into kitt due to either his high level of tosh, or by a pack of snides. Noted by their red dots glowing along their avatar bumper.
Lad: An L4 lid. A showing of ones scouseness. To display extreme local anger when participating in a Meltoff.
lcab: The word. Sat at the right hand of sauce.
Lets BUM!: Agreed.
Lid: Esteemed fellow cat.
Like: A word used locally and thrown into most posts, has to be pronounced like you're hocking a massive greeny.
Little coloured boxes: Reputation. The baiting pool. The clique causer.
Melt: See Weapon.
Meltoff: A cat fight, the coming together of two bad nerds. The arena. The joust. Can be started by a well aimed titgrenade.
Meltseason: The transfer window. The Popcorn Festival. The Full of Moon of KenWRONG. The viral provider of Meltfrenzyitis.
Minty: Dirty, most unclean. Stig of the thread.
Monster: A polite acknowledgement of a sound rip.
Nails: Tough, hard. Van Den Hauwe.
Nazi/Welsh Nazi/Apple loving weapon: A modified tit grenade with the sole intent of causing Dinner with the Demons.
Pastie: A local dish of ace content. Supplied in main by Sayers & Greggs. Greggs always for chicken.
PGHEverton: The pinnacle of all posters. A roid droid. A soccer lover of pain. The anti Cruyff.
Pleb: See Melt, but with a trampy twist. He who weareth Hi-tec instead of Adidas. "Where did the extra stripe on your jarg Adidas come from mate?".
ping*: The acknowledgement of the imminent onset of popcorn. The Microwave. Also known as nom nom nom and munches*.
Partisan: The Cool.
POP?: Acronymed way of asking if a cat is a blert or not regarding their pizza toppings. The million lira question.
Popcorn: Electronic consumable when a spectator of a meltoff. A by product of baiting.
Pyar: Pure.
Queg: See Weapon. Can be used to indicate a revealed feminine side of a poster, which however is lauded on GOT.
Sawdust: The standard solution for all problems requiring help on the forum. Whether broken items, a missing long lost relative or simple relationship problems; you'll find sawdust fixes all.
Sauce?: Liar, possibly.
Shabs: A once popcorn creating cat, latterly imitated by others to cause a meltoff. See also: [Poor language removed] off Azul. If used by lcab then it's definition is excrement.
Snide: A most untrustworthy one, he of the order of St Snide.
Sniderman: The second coming of The Snide. Causes chaos through a finely spun neg. The People's Popcorn Champion.
****ehawk: See Weapon. Also referred to as ********.
Ted: See Blert. Severity of insult indicated by the quantity of the word bad as a prefix. Extracted from Profile Message: Lad, you're one bad, bad ted. Carry on and we'll meet up so I can knock you out. Tit."
The ****e: FC Liverpool.
The Snide: Legendary, dark shadowed character who existed only to unleash the curse of a thousand reds on unsuspecting posters. The chief instigator of 'The Great Snide Off of 08'. Quelled by Danny.
Titgrenade: A explosive device used to counter insurgents. Extracted from PM: "Did you see that? He was acting all that then I threw a titgrenade and there was shrapnel all over the show. He's fuming. Super stuff".
Tool: See Beaut.
Tosh: Content of absolute ****e. An unlikely story. Complete and utter gash.
Trabs: Trainees, trainers, sneakers, runners. Ideally Adidas Originals to be Partisan.
Uber: Prussian for 'over'. A fine word introduced from the school of lcab.
Weapon: A poster of absolute tosh.
Whopper: See Belter.
windmills*: Celebrates in a Mick Channon manner. Can denote use of genitalia to enhance degree of happiness.
WOOL: A cat not in possession of an L postcode.
Yer mar: Your mother. Usually indicating she is of the mucky type. A Mrs Goodtotheboys. She possesses a foof like fresh roadkill.
You on the glue mate/lad/lid?: Sarcastically accuse a poster of having inhaled glue due to the toshness of their previous post.
