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The GOT Dictionary and Colourful Words Appendix

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edie wakefield said:
Anyone ever heard this one, heard it today, crying laughing, another name for pub bar staff-a pissheads labourer, thought that was class. Can anyone work me out, born in old swan to 100% scouse parents, 3 scouse brothers(2 r/s unfortunately, mam and dad are blue though), brought up in st helens? Whats my percentage?
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100% wool
 
Just got through this, think I get most of them, just want to add that I like 2 x f's in my 'deffo' - I hope this is OK.

'Jarg' always got to me a bit as it reminded me of 'Carnt', so I used 'Jaag' for a bit, but that just made me think of some kind of seat/ottoman combo you'd buy in IKEA, so I went back to the 'r'.

No 'quilt'? I like quilt.
 

James Harder said:
Just got through this, think I get most of them, just want to add that I like 2 x f's in my 'deffo' - I hope this is OK.

'Jarg' always got to me a bit as it reminded me of 'Carnt', so I used 'Jaag' for a bit, but that just made me think of some kind of seat/ottoman combo you'd buy in IKEA, so I went back to the 'r'.

No 'quilt'? I like quilt.
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Is quilt not in?

@chicoazul - candidate for adding?
 

chicoazul said:
Just a little handy one, as we have loads of foreign types and wools that post on here.

Feel free to add as applicable:

Ace: Boss.

Arlarse: Bang on lid. A subscriber to cruel or underhand ways. A guerilla footsoldier of Snide Jungle.

Bait (Baiting, to bait): The dropping of well executed grammar warfare with the intent on having one create the popcorn for general forum amusement.

BAN HIM D/D: Quieten or suspend the aforementioned poster please, Danny or Dylan.

Bad meff: One who will without any duress, accept fruit based toppings as being acceptable on pizza.

Barlows Boots-ish: Well connected, not to be believed. See also: Mail, Daily & Sauce?.

Beards: A long time, ages. Might not actually be all that long but might seem it, or for exaggeration purposes.

Beaut: See Belter.

Belg: A person native to Belgium/Dutch Toffee.

Belter: See Blert.

Blag: See Jarg.

Bleach: A recipe originated from Sharpy. When hard liquor just aint enough. Usually in reference to worrying news or an overly zany post.

Blu-Ray: A sound poster on here. It plays on your X-Box too, we heard. "Danny's kryptonite".

Boss: Ace.

Blert: See Melt.

Cat: You, a poster.

CLIQUE, CLIQUE!: When two cats (or more) agree on a point that is contrary to that of a newer or lesser posting cat. The insinuating of a Bad Titface Posse.

Defo: Definitely.

Dinner with the Demons: A post match Everton defeat, narrated by Ghost of Dixie.

Divvy: One who is a tad silly, either intentionally or like booking flights to Turkey when you draw Benfica in the cup.

Do one: Impolitely, go away. Always a good closer is "now do one" if you have pulled another cats pants down.

FFS: abbreviated A statement of frustration.

Gash: See Tosh.

********: The pièce de résistance of rips really. Accompanied with the brutal prefix of "you horrible little..." it is a crushing blow from which many don't recover.

GET JO ON (FFS MOYLES): Used in match threads to denote an uninspiring performance, thus far.

get to fuk lad: Disagreeing strongly in a swear filter friendly way. Only used by the poster thebluefox.

Grock: A big unit, usually with accompanying aggression. A Moat. Bolton's defence. Can also refer to a rugby shouldered lady, with a prop face.

Horror: See Monster.

I have black/gay/Muslim friends: The Disclaimer. Usually to prevent other cats from pointing out your transparent bigotry. The Ghost rager.

Jarg: Fake, and noticeable. Four stripe adidas, Riquelme to Everton off tribal football.

Kecks: Trousers, pants.

KenWRONG: A less than agreeable bit of business dealing from Mr W Kenwright, Everton Chairman. The high priest of Kenwrong: the davek cat.

Knightrider: A cat who has been turned into kitt due to either his high level of tosh, or by a pack of snides. Noted by their red dots glowing along their avatar bumper.

Koff: A way of swearing that beats the swear filter. Created by nevthebest. See also: get to fuk lad.

Lad: An L4 lid. A showing of ones scouseness. To display extreme local anger when participating in a Meltoff.

lcab: The word. Sat at the right hand of sauce.

Lets BUM!: Agreed.

Lid: Esteemed fellow cat.

Like: A word used locally and thrown into most posts, has to be pronounced like you're hocking a massive greeny.

Little coloured boxes: Reputation. The baiting pool. The clique causer.

Melt: See Weapon.

Meltoff: A cat fight, the coming together of two bad nerds. The arena. The joust. Can be started by a well aimed titgrenade.

Meltseason: The transfer window. The Popcorn Festival. The Full of Moon of KenWRONG. The viral provider of Meltfrenzyitis.

Minty: Dirty, most unclean. Stig of the thread.

Mods?: Flagging an abusive or poor taste post publicly and without pressing the Report button. Usually ignored by the mods.

Monster: A polite acknowledgement of a sound rip.

Nails: Tough, hard. Van Den Hauwe.

Nazi/Welsh Nazi/Apple loving weapon: A modified tit grenade with the sole intent of causing Dinner with the Demons.

Pastie: A local dish of ace content. Supplied in main by Sayers & Greggs. Greggs always for chicken.

PGHEverton: The pinnacle of all posters. A roid droid. A soccer lover of pain. The anti Cruyff.

Pleb: See Melt, but with a trampy twist. He who weareth Hi-tec instead of Adidas. "Where did the extra stripe on your jarg Adidas come from mate?".

ping*: The acknowledgement of the imminent onset of popcorn. The Microwave. Also known as nom nom nom and munches*.

Partisan: The Cool.

POP?: Acronymed way of asking if a cat is a blert or not regarding their pizza toppings. The million lira question.

Popcorn: Electronic consumable when a spectator of a meltoff. A by product of baiting.

Pyar: Pure.

Queg: See Weapon. Can be used to indicate a revealed feminine side of a poster, which however is lauded on GOT.

Sawdust: The standard solution for all problems requiring help on the forum. Whether broken items, a missing long lost relative or simple relationship problems; you'll find sawdust fixes all.

Sauce?: Liar, possibly.

Scenes: Used to describe a wonderful/chaotic event on the forum itself. See also: popcorn.

Shabs: A once popcorn creating cat, latterly imitated by others to cause a meltoff. See also: [Poor language removed] off Azul. If used by lcab then it's definition is excrement.

Snide: A most untrustworthy one, he of the order of St Snide.

Sniderman: The second coming of The Snide. Causes chaos through a finely spun neg. The People's Popcorn Champion.

****ehawk: See Weapon. Also referred to as ********.

Ted: See Blert. Severity of insult indicated by the quantity of the word bad as a prefix. Extracted from Profile Message: Lad, you're one bad, bad ted. Carry on and we'll meet up so I can knock you out. Tit."

The sh*te: FC Liverpool.

The Snide: Legendary, dark shadowed character who existed only to unleash the curse of a thousand reds on unsuspecting posters. The chief instigator of 'The Great Snide Off of 08'. Quelled by Danny.

Titgrenade: A explosive device used to counter insurgents. Extracted from PM: "Did you see that? He was acting all that then I threw a titgrenade and there was shrapnel all over the show. He's fuming. Super stuff".

Tool: See Beaut.

Tosh: Content of absolute ****e. An unlikely story. Complete and utter gash.

Trabs: Trainees, trainers, sneakers, runners. Ideally Adidas Originals to be Partisan.

Uber: Prussian for 'over'. A fine word introduced from the school of lcab.

Weapon: A poster of absolute tosh.

Whopper: See Belter.

windmills*: Celebrates in a Mick Channon manner. Can denote use of genitalia to enhance degree of happiness.

WOOL: A cat not in possession of an L postcode.

Yer mar: Your mother. Usually indicating she is of the mucky type. A Mrs Goodtotheboys. She possesses a foof like fresh roadkill.

Yewtree: A morally questionable gentleman, referring to the infamous Operation Yewtree. "why's he asking how old you are lad? Careful there he's defo a bit yewtree".

You on the glue mate/lad/lid?: Sarcastically accuse a poster of having inhaled glue due to the toshness of their previous post.
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I must say I wish I had this when I joined in December I was overwhelmed by the jargon, I know I haven't been on here beards but I'd like to think I'm Partisan enough now if only for my multiple trabs but reading this is like getting insulted 1000 times in one post. So many insults in GOT slang has gone over my head these last few months. I thought the 'wool' was just for the welsh, I assumed because I've heard that they have a very very close bond with sheep. Not that I'm trying to create a meltoff with any welsh. I know I'm a bit of a Farther Ted myself, I can't talk really.
Most of my welsh/gay/black/Muslim friends know I'm not down for that sort of a meltoff so If your microwave has pinged get it fixed! And I could strike a meltoff with you Chico as you accused me of glue when I naively just thought you had mistaking a photoshop picture I made of a pheasant Tim Cahill to be designed with PVA glue. Any post I make is glue free as I have learned the term to be. I articulately plan out any post I make I am like a Stanley Kubrick of posting, every word is placed with diligence.I will refer you to said pheasant Tim Cahill post. I may be very late with this tit grenade I have slung your way but revenge is best served with a side of pop corn.... Lad.
 
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Could someone quickly clarify 'vaulting' please? Had a scan through this thread but couldn't find it. I think it's something to do with saying something that might come back to bite you, but not sure.
 
The Cowboy said:
Could someone quickly clarify 'vaulting' please? Had a scan through this thread but couldn't find it. I think it's something to do with saying something that might come back to bite you, but not sure.
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Raiding a members comments from way back, causing their post from about 4 years ago to haunt them.

Rather good fun.
 

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