Not Safe For Work! The GOT Limerick Thread

degsy · December 10, 2015

Partly Inspired by @BigBlueConk

This is the place for all your GOT, EFC, RS Themed Limericks...I've marked it as NSFW because well you lot *turns eyes heaven-wards

So all you budding bards...come on down.

Here on this site gee-oh-tee
there are posts from him, you and me
you can post obscene dross
but the mods will get cross
and @Groucho will put you in chokey

There's an odious team called the red s
who sold suarez a ratboy who did bite
now they've klipitty klopp
and bellends on the kop
yet the media still love them with de-light

blue61 · December 10, 2015

First and last.

Groucho · December 10, 2015

There was a policeman from Clapham Junction,

Whose organ had long ceased to function,

Every night, he fooled his wife,

With inventive use of his truncheon.

ijjysmith · December 10, 2015

The once was a site called GOT
The search function people forgot.

You could just go here - https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/limericks.58417/
It's really really clear.

Why not give it a shot?

cronullasharks · December 10, 2015

Nice place Limerick. Would visit again

degsy · December 10, 2015

ijjysmith said:
The once was a site called GOT
The search function people forgot.

You could just go here - https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/limericks.58417/
It's really really clear.

Why not give it a shot?

I did typed in limericks - nowt not exactly exhaustive I know, but...

I was pulled up by a know all named ijjy
whose tackle was terribly tidgey
I was well called to task
but no quarter was asked
do I care, not one jot nor a smidgin.

blue61 · December 10, 2015

There's a Gotter on here called ijjy
Who it's rumoured has got a big widgey
But all was revealed
When he was unpeeled
And it looked like it'd been in the fridgey

Kurt. · December 10, 2015

Degsy started a thread
it was this one

Philw · December 10, 2015

Haha, from the OP of the old thread:

There once was a welshie called Kurt,
Who loved to act like a blert,
And what he did to sheep,
Would just make you weep,
A grapple, a thrust and a squirt.

Dithering Dougie · December 10, 2015

There's a website called RAWK some blues venture
Full of Kopites, weirdos and mods with dementia
A quick look..wtf!!
They're all off the hook
Cause it was Chelsea of course you can bet ya

Donald Twain · December 10, 2015

Dithering Dougie said:
There's a website called RAWK some blues venture
Full of Kopites, weirdos and mods with dementia
A quick look..wtf!!
They're all off the hook
Cause it was Chelsea of course you can bet ya

Crap!

Dithering Dougie · December 10, 2015

Donald Twain said:
Crap!

There's a fella called Donald we all know
Who post at grand old team on the go
His replies are so short
They leave no retort
So it's better to put him on ignore and forget about his hurtful comments that ruin your day.

Ollie d · December 10, 2015

There was once a shoite team called 'pool
Their fans are all Norwegian wools,
They come in there droves,
All fully clothed
In the full kit coz they don't know what's cool.

Toby the Rhymedog · December 10, 2015

There once was a poster named Chico,
A fiend for brazzers and beak-o,
Him and his clique,
Should be herded by Mick,
Stuck in court and charged on a Rico

There once was a poster called Doug,
For whom crap Yank keepers were drugs
He felt hot and weird,
Seeing Tim's fulsome beard,
So he spooged in his Tim Howard mug

There was once a mod called @The Esk,
Whose reign was almost Stalin-esque,
Peasants quiver and stammer,
When Esk wields his hammer,
Leaving blood and pulp on his desk