Not Safe For Work! The GOT Limerick Thread

[ijjysmith]

There once was a thread about Vaping,
The posts in there the barrel were scraping,
@Ashtonian makes drugs,
and sells them to thugs,
The holes in his posts are gaping.

 

[Donald Twain]

There's a fella called Donald we all know
Who post at grand old team on the go
His replies are so short
They leave no retort
So it's better to put him on ignore and forget about his hurtful comments that ruin your day.

Complete crap!!

 

[Dithering Dougie]

There once was a vapists called Ashton
Who dealt viles for kids to get mashed on
The police were to hear and seized all his gear
So he now sells methadone because it's safer than heroin

 

[BigBlueConk]

I usually fancy another mans wife,
I have been this way most of my life,
But all said and done
I'm just in it for fun,
But it can sometimes end in much strife!

 

[tmgc]

There once was a kopite called Fernando
Who modelled his appearance on the late Jill Dando
While watching Argentina play Chile
He wanked himself silly
Over his team mate and lover Mascherano.

 

[mezzrow]

There once was a poster named Chico,
A fiend for brazzers and beak-o,
Him and his clique,
Should be herded by Mick,
Stuck in court and charged on a Rico

There once was a poster called Doug,
For whom crap Yank keepers were drugs
He felt hot and weird,
Seeing Tim's fulsome beard,
So he spooged in his Tim Howard mug

There was once a mod called @The Esk,
Whose reign was almost Stalin-esque,
Peasants quiver and stammer,
When Esk wields his hammer,
Leaving blood and pulp on his desk

From one dog to another:

Good boy!

 

[degsy]

Herr Heisenburg he of uncertainty
had a girlfriend of great sexual diversity
She'd get Schrodinger's cat
...well less said about that
not against quantum law but it oughta be

 

[admirschleck]

There once was a poster called Goat
He couldn't fit in any coat
But that didn't matter
He just kept getting fatter
And putting more food in his throat

Wanted to tag him but forgot he's banned. Damn. It's a bit pointless now.

 

[McBain]

THERE ONCE was a Poster so Boss,
Firing Exocet Scuds like no given Toss ,
But When Down on your Luck,
Got your back old mate Muck
Just Quietly After Brushing Try Bust out The Floss.

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