The GOT problem page

[DualityNSNO]

Purple dildo

@Hayee Geoff?

Was that even the right name? Either way, top story that was, GOT classic.

 

[big bobs beard]

Yo, so I gotta a problem yo, theres some cats stepping on my yard, now the G in me says I should get out my broom and shoo them away, but im a cat person, so this is just a heads up to some cats, dont make me get my broom yo.

@sageyefc @orly @Connor
Wait is @orly dead again?

FFS

Get a big mad vicious dog and keep it in your yard. Thinking Spike here will soon sort out your cat problem.

 

[Zatara]

Received an email from one of my stalkers late last night...Kyoko from Tokyo. She says shes moved to England to search for me and is herself being stalked by a man-beast from a place called Durham who keeps addressing her as, "Japanese girl" and seems to think she's from Kyoto.

He's quite a 'forceful' man who has a lot of hair on his chest and 'Speaks funny' apparently (he puts an emphasis on the letter R). She wrote that she's tried everything to halt his lecherous advances but he wont take the hint and keeps bringing her a variety of soft pokemon toys and hello kitty goody baskets...

She's been searching all over England for me and is currently in Newcastle...she seems distraught and in fear.

Should i return to England and rescue her from this vagabond or stay in hiding and be happy that she has a 'taste of her own medicine?'

 

[Seathestars]

Haemorrhoids, any ideas, not for me, just someone I know.

 

[big bobs beard]

Received an email from one of my stalkers late last night...Kyoko from Tokyo. She says shes moved to England to search for me and is herself being stalked by a man-beast from a place called Durham who keeps addressing her as, "Japanese girl" and seems to think she's from Kyoto.

He's quite a 'forceful' man who has a lot of hair on his chest and 'Speaks funny' apparently (he puts an emphasis on the letter R). She wrote that she's tried everything to halt his lecherous advances but he wont take the hint and keeps bringing her a variety of soft pokemon toys and hello kitty goody baskets...

She's been searching all over England for me and is currently in Newcastle...she seems distraught and in fear.

Should i return to England and rescue her from this vagabond or stay in hiding and be happy that she has a 'taste of her own medicine?'

Think I know her, wasting your time mate as she has a crush on her cousin.

 

[COYBL25]

It won't end well. It's a no from me.

Go and get a decent brass, dress her up like your cousin and enjoy x

 

[Kiwi]

Received an email from one of my stalkers late last night...Kyoko from Tokyo. She says shes moved to England to search for me and is herself being stalked by a man-beast from a place called Durham who keeps addressing her as, "Japanese girl" and seems to think she's from Kyoto.

He's quite a 'forceful' man who has a lot of hair on his chest and 'Speaks funny' apparently (he puts an emphasis on the letter R). She wrote that she's tried everything to halt his lecherous advances but he wont take the hint and keeps bringing her a variety of soft pokemon toys and hello kitty goody baskets...

She's been searching all over England for me and is currently in Newcastle...she seems distraught and in fear.

Should i return to England and rescue her from this vagabond or stay in hiding and be happy that she has a 'taste of her own medicine?'

???

 

[Frank Gallagher]

@Durham Toffee

Convince your entire family to move to the middle east.

Convert to the local religion.

Marry cousin in question. The rest of the family will not only encourage this, they'll make sure she 'goes missing' if she refuses. Bingo.

If she ends up being naff in bed you can have up to 3 more wives. Think of that as your insurance policy.

Alternately you could just stop being a wrong 'un and perving on your poor cousin.

*converts to islam

 

[mezzrow]

That isn't me, but it could be. 'sake...

 

[Frank Gallagher]

athletes foot ??? any helps??

 

[Durham Toffee]

Received an email from one of my stalkers late last night...Kyoko from Tokyo. She says shes moved to England to search for me and is herself being stalked by a man-beast from a place called Durham who keeps addressing her as, "Japanese girl" and seems to think she's from Kyoto.

He's quite a 'forceful' man who has a lot of hair on his chest and 'Speaks funny' apparently (he puts an emphasis on the letter R). She wrote that she's tried everything to halt his lecherous advances but he wont take the hint and keeps bringing her a variety of soft pokemon toys and hello kitty goody baskets...

She's been searching all over England for me and is currently in Newcastle...she seems distraught and in fear.

Should i return to England and rescue her from this vagabond or stay in hiding and be happy that she has a 'taste of her own medicine?'

You absolute bellwhiff.

 

[Yorkie]

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It won't end well. It's a no from me.

Go and get a decent brass, dress her up like your cousin and enjoy x

Wow

 

[Yorkie]

athletes foot ??? any helps??

Run it off!

 

[degsy]

This is @Durham Toffee's problem by the way -not mine! My advice would be that some things are best just imagined and not acted upon, the consequences may not be worth it. On the other hand, you only live once. But on balance it's a no from me.

as you say probably a 'no' - just.

but ffs, what an epic yes...might be worth a preliminary, back-outable foray, easy for me to say, but he might take it the wrong way @Durham Toffee

 

[Groucho]

I want to ride my cousin. What should I do?

First you need to tell us his name....