The Grand National

[Ducans elbow]

Dusty Rug…… it’s never been beaten

Weak bladder going to pi$$ it

 

[magicjuan]

A festival of shy tories and utter hams cosplaying Peaky Blinders. Made up they get ripped off.

Horse murdering teds.

Harrumph. All the smeared mascara and pissing in the gutter outside Central station, knickers in a fake goochey clutchbag £1k outfit shredded, four fake shallacs missing and a severe case of crotch rot that'll develop completely by FA Cup final day's It's A Knockout
That's Ladies Day

 

[NeilMorepies]

The price list for the meeting. Take that hip flask.

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Compare with random pub in London. (The Duke of St Albans)

 

[chicoazul]

If we’re supposedly against the tories and the monarchy then why are loads paying into this festival of tory monarchism?

 

[mccole]

If we’re supposedly against the tories and the monarchy then why are loads paying into this festival of tory monarchism?

It is a chance for the working man* to gain some glory off of the back of their Masters.

But please when the funs stops, stop.**

*Excuse my gender assumptions
** Expect for Everton where we will toil until damnation

 

[Connor mcloud]

I’ll be there.

Looking forward to it.

Nice to see fellow fans of the event on here.

The Clique, put your money on it

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I’m going on Saturday, about 20 of us so should be decent.

I don’t bother with the betting, I only go to watch the horses die and to have a bevvy.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

The crowd arrives for the first day of racing at Aintree - who’s that? Looks kinda familiar

 

[chicoazul]

What a day out lad. Get to wear a suit and do 20% pure cocaine while pulling a roll of carefully prepared twenty pound notes out to throw at smirking bookmakers. I’ve made it lad, for a day. The rich people have put me further in debt to attend their pantomime but I made it lad.

 

[chicoazul]

For the purposes of fairness and any invoked insecurity, I don’t believe what I wrote above and wish anyone attending a good day and good luck with their betting.

Nothing is too good for the proletariat.

 

[NathDogg]

Going on Saturday with the missus, have done for years.

Meet a few mates, have a bevvy or two, bit of scran, a little flutter on the ones wearing blue and white, hope for a win here and there and that no horses die.

Always a boss day out.

shoot me now, I’m such a Tory!

 

[carlos21]

Going on Saturday with the missus, have done for years.

Meet a few mates, have a bevvy or two, bit of scran, a little flutter on the ones wearing blue and white, hope for a win here and there and that no horses die.

Always a boss day out.

shoot me now, I’m such a Tory!

Hope you have a lovely day mate hope you are well today.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Going on Saturday with the missus, have done for years.

Meet a few mates, have a bevvy or two, bit of scran, a little flutter on the ones wearing blue and white, hope for a win here and there and that no horses die.

Always a boss day out.

shoot me now, I’m such a Tory!

You'll have to go over one of them fences badly for such an honour.

 

[NathDogg]

Hope you have a lovely day mate hope you are well today.

I’m sound thanks C-dog, hope you’re well too brother.

Sure I’ll have a blast mate, thanks.

 

[NathDogg]

You'll have to go over one of them fences badly for such an honour.

Walked the course a few years back, they were bloody terrifying tbh, absolutely huge.