The Grandoldteam Haka.

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The Grandoldteam Haka, performed at the Everton 2 @ Liverpool 1 store for the launch of the kits, they performed 4 of them in total with a kipper winning the comp to compose th words for one, they may have won the comp but they aint got their own Haka.

*assumes crouching position and starts kneeslapping.

YouTube - Everton F.C. Grandoldteam Haka.


can just see 'Happy Scals' pulling up and the lids piling off and doing this, would be handy if the morris men are waiting at Turf Moor.

 

[Goat]

Oh Jesus.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Oh Jesus.

Does he morris dance too?

 

[Dutch Toffee]

As if the away kit wasn't already embarrasing enough on its own.

 

[teppic]

omg. what level is that aimed at?

perhaps the middle aged kiwi who is a rugby fan visiting liverpool on his holidays. just popping his head in to the everton shop saying 'far out, there's the haka'.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

That was a let down, I thought it was some sort of forum smackdown between ourselves and other Everton fora.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

all taking it a bit seriously imo, if you think thats embarrassing the maori guys are gonna be on the news in nz doing it, said his mates will never let him live it down and all cos of a bit of pink.

imo they should have marched outside shoitesville next door but one and done it there as well.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

oh yeah, i'm also gonna be on the news in nz too, i fear i may have gone a bit mclaren whilst talking though as i think i went a bit kiwi in the interview.

 

[Welton Toffee]

"it's enough to make your heart go hee-haa-hee-haa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"

Genius

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Jesus Christ.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

after standing so close to it I can't get the "he-ha he-ha" out of my head, that and the fisting.

 

[davek]

 

[SevertonT]

bit cringing but **** it

 

[GrandOldTeam]

More genius from our marketing department. I can picture it now...

"Uh-oh lads, initial feedback isn't the best"
" *gasp* What??? Why not?"
"Well, sir, it appears some find the pink a bit, well, girly"
"........"
"I know how we can masculine it up a bit...."

 

[davek]

Honest to fcuk, me toes are curled here. No kidding.

That's the biggest PR own goal since Jerry Lee Lewis married a 12 year old.

Un-fcuking-believable.