The Guru

[ClausThomsen]

Wait a minute, I always thought Mark Kaylor who boxed for team GB in the Moscow Olympics was a West Ham fan.

Guru is clearly a lookalike and recreated that pose to honour a fellow boxer who he admires.

 

[Guru888]

Wait a minute, I always thought Mark Kaylor who boxed for team GB in the Moscow Olympics was a West Ham fan.

Who said I’m not a West Ham fan?

 

[Moomin]

Who said I’m not a West Ham fan?

You did.

Last night wouldn’t have happened if goodison was full, I’m not saying we’d have won but we wouldn’t have strolled about like that, last night was an insult to the fans and I don’t care how anybody wants to dress it up

 

[Guru888]

You did.

Where did I mention the mighty hammers?

 

[Moomin]

Where did I mention the mighty hammers?

Stop lying fella.

Mark Kaylor is a Hammers fan and he has been living in Chino California for years.

Pack it in with the lies and just be honest.

 

[the sniderman]

Where did I mention the mighty hammers?

hello buddy this is an official call out from @Moomin and if u cannot respond he owns u as his lil poodle. please respond.

 

[Guru888]

hello buddy this is an official call out from @Moomin and if u cannot respond he owns u as his lil poodle. please respond.

Ice him any time he wants the minge, seems the worst on this forum, he’s worse than Kurt

 

[Moomin]

Ice him any time he wants the minge, seems the worst on this forum, he’s worse than Kurt

When you come back after your next ban, pretend to be Vanilla Ice.

That might be a bit more believable as he is a massive cock in real life.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Stop lying fella.

Mark Kaylor is a Hammers fan and he has been living in Chino California for years.

Pack it in with the lies and just be honest.

I think we should go easy on this guy, anybody who's been battered around the ring by multiple muscled men is bound to have memory issues.

 

[the sniderman]

@Guru888 buddy we are gonna need a big show from u tonite ur career is on the line the people need to see if u can still punch. i have my faith and money on u champ give us a ring walk and sweet sweet science.

 

[Guru888]

When you come back after your next ban, pretend to be Vanilla Ice.

That might be a bit more believable as he is a massive cock in real life.

‘Moomin’ is jealous that Guru has taken over this forum, and taken it to new heights. He’s had to spend his time doing an unsuccessful little scouting mission on me, the act of a man with far too much time on his hands. You will never bring down the guru, not here, not now, not in the squared circle. Know your place, bum

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I think we should go easy on this guy, anybody who's been battered around the ring by multiple muscled men is bound to have memory issues.

You saying he's a promiscuous tart who can't remember all his sexual partners lad? Harsh.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

‘Moomin’ is jealous that Guru has taken over this forum, and taken it to new heights. He’s had to spend his time doing an unsuccessful little scouting mission on me, the act of a man with far too much time on his hands. You will never bring down the guru, not here, not now, not in the squared circle. Know your place, bum

*whoops and cheers like a yank at a wrestling match* Guru! Guru! Guru!

 

[davids]

I'm more intrigued by the pie eating champion claims,are we talking the Wigan based world famous Wikipedia reported event,or a local village fête fruit pie Stephen King type bash?

 

[Guru888]

I'm more intrigued by the pie eating champion claims,are we talking the Wigan based world famous Wikipedia reported event,or a local village fête fruit pie Stephen King type bash?

Possibly my greatest achievement outside of the Calslappy fight was the Ormskirk pie eating competition, some serious serious eaters entered that, Guru won it by a landslide without the need of hospitalisation.