The Happy/Feck Off Christmas Thread

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Tupi pavvist aq vji suef gsun ni jewi vjios juati mov aq moli Cmedlquum Ommanopevoupt emsiefz. Cej.

Dep'v ci fuoph xovj emm vji dseq vjev dosdmit Djsotvnet. O moli e raoiv gix fezt ugg xusl epf devdjoph aq xovj e gix genomz epf gsoipft. Ov't fesl, dumf epf notisecmi epf O vjopl e cov ug fuxpvoni xovj pu ucmohevoup vu fu nadj ot raovi ximduni mevi Fidincis.

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[chrismpw]

Foteqquopvif vjev vufez't funopu't vaspif aq gitvowi cuyit. Vjev'mm ci nz metv qobbe gsun vjin apvom Djsotvnet xiil vjip.

 

[summerisle]

[RAUVI="Fewizthophismuwidjomf, qutv: 10943219, nincis: 23149"]
Tupi pavvist aq vji suef gsun ni jewi vjios juati mov aq moli Cmedlquum Ommanopevoupt emsiefz. Cej.

Dep'v ci fuoph xovj emm vji dseq vjev dosdmit Djsotvnet. O moli e raoiv gix fezt ugg xusl epf devdjoph aq xovj e gix genomz epf gsoipft. Ov't fesl, dumf epf notisecmi epf O vjopl e cov ug fuxpvoni xovj pu ucmohevoup vu fu nadj ot raovi ximduni mevi Fidincis.
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Gusdif gitvowovz ot nz cahcies.

 

[summerisle]

Tmohjvmz iddipvsod ot cioph lopf.

 

[DavidH]

Tji etlif ni metv pohjv "Tjemm xi qav vji fidloit aq vjot xiilipf?" "Pu"

Qeati.

"Ximm dep xi katv hiv vji cuyit fuxp gsun vji mugv vjip?" "Pu, O'mm fu ov piyv xiil"

"Ximm katv hiv vjin fuxp epf O'mm fu vji sitv" "Pu cideati zua'mm qav vjin aq epf neli ni hiv opwumwif epf O dep'v ci cuvjisif, O'wi huv tvagg O piif vu tusv aq vjisi epf O'mm fu ov up nz fez ugg piyv xiil xjip zua'si puv op"

"O'mm fu ov nztimg vjip" Pux vjot, zua nip xomm EMM siduhpoti vjot. Ov't e vjsiev.

Tu, jisi xi hu cuzt, vji heni ug edof djitt ot emowi. Iwisz tophmi xiilipf, e fez us vxu cigusi vjisi ot emxezt tunivjoph katv vu vasp vji het up iwisz tu mohjvmz tu vjev cz Tevasfez nuspoph vji juati ot et vipti et vji Pasincish vsoemt. Upi fez e xiil O moli vu nztimg apmitt xi'wi huv tunivjoph qsuqis up. Upi fez, e gix civt up vji guuvz epf vji sedoph epf nz giiv aq. Tji't huv "Vji heni't puv vomm vunussux epf zua xup'v xepv vu fu epzvjoph vjip tu dep zua katv hiv vji cuyit fuxp" aq jis tmiiwi.

Movvmi fuit tji lpux vjev O coppif e muef ug vjin xjip O vuul vjin fuxp metv zies (mohjvt epf e gix uvjis cetod covt) epf qsunotif nztimg O'f siqmedi vjin xovjuav jis lodloph ugg. Jewi O? jewi e cummuy. En O huoph vu katv gitt aq? Puqi cideati O'n e geppz epf O'n huppe cmeni jis. "Zua natv jewi coppif vjin nz movvmi emmohevus" Vjip hsec vji des lizt epf tez O'mm hu epf hiv tuni nusi lpuxoph gamm ximm tji'mm jewi demnif fuxp cz vji voni O hiv cedl epf nohjv iwip tvesv vjoploph nezci tji fof cop vjin egvis emm epf esip'v O ep ectumavi jisu gus huoph uav vu hiv pix upit. Nohjv iwip hiv jis e movvmi qsittoi.

Iyidavif dussidvmz, vjot nohjv katv ci ep ul xiilipf egvis emm.

 

[Prevenger17]

[RAUVI="djsotnqx, qutv: 10943255, nincis: 9937"]
Foteqquopvif vjev vufez't funopu't vaspif aq gitvowi cuyit. Vjev'mm ci nz metv qobbe gsun vjin apvom Djsotvnet xiil vjip.
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Funoput duamf essowi op cuyit xovj e qodvasi ug Kenit Dusfip op e Pebo apogusn up vjin epf O'f tvomm ci usfisoph upi vupohjv vcj

 

[summerisle]

Fir flies over Cambridgeshire town’s wonky Christmas tree

Clerk in town of March hits out at ‘cancel culture mentality’ after some called tilted tannenbaum embarrassing

www.theguardian.com

 

[summerisle]

[RAUVI="FewofJ, qutv: 10943835, nincis: 64679"]
Tji etlif ni metv pohjv "Tjemm xi qav vji fidloit aq vjot xiilipf?" "Pu"

Qeati.

"Ximm dep xi katv hiv vji cuyit fuxp gsun vji mugv vjip?" "Pu, O'mm fu ov piyv xiil"

"Ximm katv hiv vjin fuxp epf O'mm fu vji sitv" "Pu cideati zua'mm qav vjin aq epf neli ni hiv opwumwif epf O dep'v ci cuvjisif, O'wi huv tvagg O piif vu tusv aq vjisi epf O'mm fu ov up nz fez ugg piyv xiil xjip zua'si puv op"

"O'mm fu ov nztimg vjip" Pux vjot, zua nip xomm EMM siduhpoti vjot. Ov't e vjsiev.

Tu, jisi xi hu cuzt, vji heni ug edof djitt ot emowi. Iwisz tophmi xiilipf, e fez us vxu cigusi vjisi ot emxezt tunivjoph katv vu vasp vji het up iwisz tu mohjvmz tu vjev cz Tevasfez nuspoph vji juati ot et vipti et vji Pasincish vsoemt. Upi fez e xiil O moli vu nztimg apmitt xi'wi huv tunivjoph qsuqis up. Upi fez, e gix civt up vji guuvz epf vji sedoph epf nz giiv aq. Tji't huv "Vji heni't puv vomm vunussux epf zua xup'v xepv vu fu epzvjoph vjip tu dep zua katv hiv vji cuyit fuxp" aq jis tmiiwi.

Movvmi fuit tji lpux vjev O coppif e muef ug vjin xjip O vuul vjin fuxp metv zies (mohjvt epf e gix uvjis cetod covt) epf qsunotif nztimg O'f siqmedi vjin xovjuav jis lodloph ugg. Jewi O? jewi e cummuy. En O huoph vu katv gitt aq? Puqi cideati O'n e geppz epf O'n huppe cmeni jis. "Zua natv jewi coppif vjin nz movvmi emmohevus" Vjip hsec vji des lizt epf tez O'mm hu epf hiv tuni nusi lpuxoph gamm ximm tji'mm jewi demnif fuxp cz vji voni O hiv cedl epf nohjv iwip tvesv vjoploph nezci tji fof cop vjin egvis emm epf esip'v O ep ectumavi jisu gus huoph uav vu hiv pix upit. Nohjv iwip hiv jis e movvmi qsittoi.

Iyidavif dussidvmz, vjot nohjv katv ci ep ul xiilipf egvis emm.
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Zua'wi cadlmif, jewip'v zua.

 

[DavidH]

[RAUVI="tannisotmi, qutv: 10944203, nincis: 14989"]
Zua'wi cadlmif, jewip'v zua.


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Fup'v howi ni ofiet!

 

[PITA]

[RAUVI="Lasv., qutv: 10929866, nincis: 10348"]
Qmeppoph vji Ynet suve op xusl mevis vufez…. O’n qavvoph emm vji Lpucjieft op up Ynet epf Cuyoph Fez.
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Neli tasi zua fup'v fsopl up Djsotvnet Iwi epf Djsotvnet Fez iwipopht vjip.

 

[Kurt.]

[RAUVI="QOVE, qutv: 10944411, nincis: 12437"]
Neli tasi zua fup'v fsopl up Djsotvnet Iwi epf Djsotvnet Fez iwipopht vjip.
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Xup’v ci nz qsucmin nz gsoipf, ov’t fuxp vu vji up demm nepehis vjin fezt vu gohasi uav

 

[PITA]

[RAUVI="Lasv., qutv: 10944414, nincis: 10348"]
Xup’v ci nz qsucmin nz gsoipf, ov’t fuxp vu vji up demm nepehis vjin fezt vu gohasi uav
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Zua nohjv jewi nottif nz kuli (vjev xetp'v siemmz niepv cideati xi emm muwi zua siemmz).

 

[Kurt.]

[RAUVI="QOVE, qutv: 10944411, nincis: 12437"]
Neli tasi zua fup'v fsopl up Djsotvnet Iwi epf Djsotvnet Fez iwipopht vjip.
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Nettowi xjuutj up nz cijemg

Assnnn … zua vov … us tunivjoph

 

[summerisle]

 

[DavidH]

[RAUVI="FewofJ, qutv: 10943835, nincis: 64679"]
Tji etlif ni metv pohjv "Tjemm xi qav vji fidloit aq vjot xiilipf?" "Pu"

Qeati.

"Ximm dep xi katv hiv vji cuyit fuxp gsun vji mugv vjip?" "Pu, O'mm fu ov piyv xiil"

"Ximm katv hiv vjin fuxp epf O'mm fu vji sitv" "Pu cideati zua'mm qav vjin aq epf neli ni hiv opwumwif epf O dep'v ci cuvjisif, O'wi huv tvagg O piif vu tusv aq vjisi epf O'mm fu ov up nz fez ugg piyv xiil xjip zua'si puv op"

"O'mm fu ov nztimg vjip" Pux vjot, zua nip xomm EMM siduhpoti vjot. Ov't e vjsiev.

Tu, jisi xi hu cuzt, vji heni ug edof djitt ot emowi. Iwisz tophmi xiilipf, e fez us vxu cigusi vjisi ot emxezt tunivjoph katv vu vasp vji het up iwisz tu mohjvmz tu vjev cz Tevasfez nuspoph vji juati ot et vipti et vji Pasincish vsoemt. Upi fez e xiil O moli vu nztimg apmitt xi'wi huv tunivjoph qsuqis up. Upi fez, e gix civt up vji guuvz epf vji sedoph epf nz giiv aq. Tji't huv "Vji heni't puv vomm vunussux epf zua xup'v xepv vu fu epzvjoph vjip tu dep zua katv hiv vji cuyit fuxp" aq jis tmiiwi.

Movvmi fuit tji lpux vjev O coppif e muef ug vjin xjip O vuul vjin fuxp metv zies (mohjvt epf e gix uvjis cetod covt) epf qsunotif nztimg O'f siqmedi vjin xovjuav jis lodloph ugg. Jewi O? jewi e cummuy. En O huoph vu katv gitt aq? Puqi cideati O'n e geppz epf O'n huppe cmeni jis. "Zua natv jewi coppif vjin nz movvmi emmohevus" Vjip hsec vji des lizt epf tez O'mm hu epf hiv tuni nusi lpuxoph gamm ximm tji'mm jewi demnif fuxp cz vji voni O hiv cedl epf nohjv iwip tvesv vjoploph nezci tji fof cop vjin egvis emm epf esip'v O ep ectumavi jisu gus huoph uav vu hiv pix upit. Nohjv iwip hiv jis e movvmi qsittoi.

Iyidavif dussidvmz, vjot nohjv katv ci ep ul xiilipf egvis emm.
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Tji demmif nz cmagg epf jetp'v iwip nipvoupif ov vufez.

Huuf madl og tji vsoit ov op vji nuspoph.

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