The Heatwave

[Jebus_lives]

Not like the Daily Mail to be utterly incoherently inconsistent.

It's almost the opposite of the hype that we were told was going to happen.

 

[YoboCopter]

Can’t believe we survived it mate

Wonder what the next doomsday story will be?

Looking forward to the same posters in that thread too

Next one will be when it rains mate
Dangerous that rain

 

[Rita_Poon]

Not like the Daily Mail to be utterly incoherently inconsistent.

Demented newspaper appeals to the demented. Shambles!

 

[witchdoc187]

I’ll tell you something. If I was at war I’d deffo want to be in the trenches with a summer of 76 survivor. Absolute warriors

If they could team up with the 18-19th July invincibles that would be something

 

[peteblue]

Why is that? What happened in 1976?

We all died and frizzled up…I’m posting this from heaven…….

 

[gonetomorrow]

We all died and frizzled up…I’m posting this from heaven…….

I was working as a gardener without sunscreen. Shirts off all day.

The thing I remember is that the lawnmower was covered in ladybirds. Crawling everywhere they were. There were stories in the paper about it.

If I told you I was the gardener in a Ladies Catholic Teacher Training College you wouldn't believe me.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I was working as a gardener without sunscreen. Shirts off all day.

The thing I remember is that the lawnmower was covered in ladybirds. Crawling everywhere they were. There were stories in the paper about it.

If I told you I was the gardener in a Ladies Catholic Teacher Training College you wouldn't believe me.

and I was reaching for the oxygen mask at line one...

 

[summerisle]

Got a bit nippy, closed the window and filled my hot water bottle.

 

[Oddball]

I was working as a gardener without sunscreen. Shirts off all day.

you were lucky, i had to use broken glass for sunscreen with no shirt and my under-pants for a shade

 

[Rita_Poon]

you were lucky, i had to use broken glass for sunscreen with no shirt and my under-pants for a shade

you were lucky, we had our eyes poked out to save our shame and we had to work whilst dancing on the river styx...

 

[Oddball]

you were lucky, we had our eyes poked out to save our shame and we had to work whilst dancing on the river styx...

luxury! we used to dream of getting our eyes poked out

 

[Rita_Poon]

dream? DREAM? no sleep for us, cat-o-nine tails, blistering sun, heat so hot our blood was steam.

 

[gonetomorrow]

In 1976 it was seen as great weather. Who needs to go to Benidorm when it's just like it here?

Now we live in an age of fear and loathing.

 

[Oddball]

dream? DREAM? no sleep for us, cat-o-nine tails, blistering sun, heat so hot our blood was steam.

i said dream, it was more like a nightmare and steam! we used to wish our blood was as cold as steam. our blood was so hot that our Mam would boil our Dads eggs in it for his breakfast

 

[summerisle]

In 1976 it was seen as great weather. Who needs to go to Benidorm when it's just like it here?

Now we live in an age of fear and loathing.

That's just the first home game.