The Heroes Core

[PhilEFC]

This team is crying out a true hero like Morgan Schneiderlin.

He’s the type of lad you’d want in the trench alongside you.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Andros Townsend will be our hero!!

 

[thevorpalblade]

Our current predicament was foretold by Michael Palin in Ripping Yarns.
Series 2. Episode 2.

Golden Gordon Ottershaw of Barnstoneworth will save us!

 

[degsy]

Really put to shame... well, the rest of the team, as he was the only one who actually looked like a prem footballer against Southampton. Deservedly scored too.

Hope he gets some consistency going.

We'd be in a lot less trouble - on and off the field - if all the 'participants' managed to make the 'barely average' level on a regular basis.

 

[Groucho]

When we triumphantly defeat this relegation diagnosis that has been given to the club

Is right lad

 

[IveGotThe]

 Dyche
Ah-ah
Saviour of the Everton
Dyche
Ah-ah
He'll save every one of us
Dyche
Ah-ah
He's a miracle
(This mornings unprecedented Transfer Window Failure is no cause for alarm)Dyche
Ah-ah
King of the impossible
He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman, every child with a mighty Dyche
Dyche
Ah-ah
 (Gordon's alive)
Dyche
Ah-ah
He'll save every one of us
Just a man, with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart may find the golden grail
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Dyche, Dyche, I love you
But we only have 18 games to save the Everton
 Dyche

Oh and Pickford

 

[bicycleheader]

I used to laugh at previous talk of relegation in the years since Moyes left, and still maintain last season was absolutely the only time we were in actual danger.

This season I am not laughing and I am not just thinking we are in danger, we are 100% gone I think and the only hope is we don't do it so spectacularly that we are gone with weeks remaining as we will have to actually try get some money for these players when rebuilding

 

[Royal]

 Dyche
Ah-ah
Saviour of the Everton
Dyche
Ah-ah
He'll save every one of us
Dyche
Ah-ah
He's a miracle
(This mornings unprecedented Transfer Window Failure is no cause for alarm)Dyche
Ah-ah
King of the impossible
He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman, every child with a mighty Dyche
Dyche
Ah-ah
 (Gordon's alive)
Dyche
Ah-ah
He'll save every one of us
Just a man, with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart may find the golden grail
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Dyche, Dyche, I love you
But we only have 18 games to save the Everton
 Dyche

Oh and Pickford

I'm not knocking it, but at the same time, "Dyche Dyche Baby, dun dun dun dunna duh duh"

 

[Muggins]

We've got to mate. We are their only hope. And ours

Tomorrows game is going to be interesting.

I just hope Dyche has been getting the team practising shooting and shots. It’s my mantra.