The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[chicoazul]

Still a huge fans of his forearms.

There is no way he eats pineapple on pizza either.

Can't wait til he scores, mad stares and fist pumps all over the show.

 

[Brownie]

Still a huge fans of his forearms.

There is no way he eats pineapple on pizza either.

Can't wait til he scores, mad stares and fist pumps all over the show.

He's actually a big pineapple fan. He just plucks them off trees and eats them whole.

 

[chicoazul]

He's actually a big pineapple fan. He just plucks them off trees and eats them whole.

As long as he puts them nowhere near a pizza base then he can do as he wishes.

Even the Lilt man doesn't disturb Johnny Heitinga's siesta.

 

[BlueMedley]

heitinga can impregnate a woman just by pointing at her and shouting "BLAM!"

 

[spikeman]

heitinga can impregnate a woman just by pointing at her and shouting "BLAM!"

Best thing I've ever heard(read).

 

[Neiler]

Big big test for the Heitanator in midfeild today, all our goals against Brum this season have been on the break he has mundo responsiability for ensuring we're not cuaght out and possibilly inflicting some kind of pain on Barry Ferguson and Bowyer.

 

[brado_efc]

Once while having sex in a tractor trailer, part of Jonny Heitinga's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as optimus prime

 

[spikeman]

Once while having sex in a tractor trailer, part of Jonny Heitinga's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as optimus prime

Again...

Best thing I've ever heard(read).

 

[brado_efc]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Johnny can piss his name into concrete

 

[Hayee]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Johnny can piss his name into concrete

and cast iron apparently

 

[Fletch]

Hennie de Regt: John looked out for the rest of the team
Hennie de Regt, who coached John in between 13 and 14 says one incident sticks in his memory that marked the youngster out as a true team player and a future leader.

“If it was raining and one player had forgotten his waterproof, John would make sure the entire squad went out to train without one,” recalls de Regt.

“This way, the forgetful player escaped the manager’s wrath. John looked out for the rest of the team. He would say the rain wasn’t so bad and that there was no problem for the squad to train without waterproofs.”

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Hennie de Regt: John looked out for the rest of the team
Hennie de Regt, who coached John in between 13 and 14 says one incident sticks in his memory that marked the youngster out as a true team player and a future leader.

“If it was raining and one player had forgotten his waterproof, John would make sure the entire squad went out to train without one,” recalls de Regt.

“This way, the forgetful player escaped the manager’s wrath. John looked out for the rest of the team. He would say the rain wasn’t so bad and that there was no problem for the squad to train without waterproofs.”

Swoons

 

[COYB]

absolutley love him!!!!!! getting on back of shirt today
favourite player atm, keep it up johnny

 

[Number_25]

Reminds me of Big Dunc.

Soon to be a cult hero?

 

[ijjysmith]

absolutley love him!!!!!! getting on back of shirt today
favourite player atm, keep it up johnny

Maybe wait until the new shirt is out hey?!