The binman chronicles
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Insomnia, could take some for co codomol to zonk me out I suppose, but then I wouldn't find this nonsense. Can't wait for the pubs to open so I can go and see my local go go dancer.
You are searching for stuff that is too titillating is the problem. Save the codamol and do what I do, on you tube find videos where they're putting together plastic models. 10-15 minutes and I'm out like a light.
...but yes go go dancers would be nice.