The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Brennan]

Ijjy is this just a ploy to try and start a CLH ?

 

[Cena]

When you go to to train to be a nurse, paramedic, doctor etc, there's a list of 'things that fix everthing';

Sawdust
Cheese
Owls

Bear in mind, there's a good chance I'm telling fibs.

Wait you're now saying Bears stop the bleeding too?

 

[Groucho]

Oh my God, its worse than I thought.

Someone needs to get to Ijjy with a balaclava, some chickens, and a stick of glue.

STAT

 

[icburns]

Oh god I haven't got any!!!

JESUS CHRIST

God help us all...

 

[ijjysmith]

Mrs Ijjy has wrapped it up

Jesus I saw how deep it was.

It was the deepest gash I've ever seen.









*waits for Bungle or Frank

 

[ijjysmith]

I FEEL FAINT

 

[icburns]

SCENES indeed.

 

[Cena]

STOP POSTING FFS

 

[ijjysmith]

I think it's still bleeding

 

[icburns]

I think it's still bleeding

Going to the doctor, lad?

 

[ijjysmith]

Going to the doctor, lad?

No mate. I'm not a [Poor language removed].

 

[icburns]

No mate. I'm not a [Poor language removed].

Okay mate. Rub some dirt on it and get on with things.

 

[ijjysmith]

Okay mate. Rub some dirt on it and get on with things.

Not gonna lie. It still bloody hurts.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Ijjy is gonna die

 

[HSD]

I was in Scotland this week and the guy in the chippy told me to go back over the border....He definitely wants Scottish independence...