The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Groucho]

Just said to mrs Ijjy that this finger doesn't do anything anyway.

Yeah. It's my wedding ring finger.


That didnt go down well.

Brave soul

 

[ijjysmith]

Small. Bigmac's list of conquests is small, your cut is small, stop winging.

I was going to with bugle's cock but thought that was too mean.

It is small. But it's deep.

Took a right chunk out.



And hey, I've kept the Late Show going tonight, admittedly mainly by taking abuse, but it's been fun guys. X

 

[Cena]

LADS IJJY JUST SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE DEVASTATION.


LATEST PICTURE OFF IJJY'S CUT RIGHT HERE LADS...

 

[ijjysmith]

LADS IJJY JUST SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE DEVASTATION.


LATEST PICTURE OFF IJJY'S CUT RIGHT HERE LADS...

Quite clearly that's a thumb.

Did Alio send you that?

 

[Bungle]

Small. Bigmac's list of conquests is small, your cut is small, stop winging.

I was going to with bugle's cock but thought that was too mean.

Possibly more accurate though mate, although you carried on so as not to make me feel bad. I appreciate that in a conscious lover.

 

[Del]

Looks sore lad

 

[Frank Drebin]

All you need to know is if it needs a stitch. Will the wound be able to close over and heal or will it stay open?

Basically is it worth sitting in A&E for 2 hours for?

 

[Cena]

Quite clearly that's a thumb.

Did Alio send you that?

No mate you did.

#Pray4Ijjy

#Hashtags4BigMac

 

[ijjysmith]

I bet that did hurt.

Nasty paper cut that.

 

[micknick]

Imagine Ij in a crisis.

 

[ijjysmith]

All you need to know is if it needs a stitch. Will the wound be able to close over and heal or will it stay open?

Basically is it worth sitting in A&E for 2 hours for?

I'm not going to A&E. I've got meetings at work tomorrow so need an earlyish night.

It's hard to say really. I've taken a chunk out of it. So not sure how it could be stitched

 

[ijjysmith]

Imagine Ij in a crisis.

I'm an effing nightmare mate.

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt;

All polar bears can trace their genetic lineage to a single brown bear who lived in Ireland about 20,000 to 50,000 years ago. All Polar Bears are Irish.

Former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke was the previous world record holder for the 'yard of ale' contest.

One for Chico. The Cookie Monsters' name is Sid.

 

[ijjysmith]

Irish Polar Bears made me feel better.

To be sure to be sure.

 

[Frank Drebin]

I think I can save your finger.

Where would you like it sent?