The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Cena]

Who can throw a cricket ball further ?
You or Jock ?

Jock, but I guarantee I can bat and bowl better than him, not going with the stereotypical, 'he's Scottish so he can't play' its just i'm ok at cricket.

 

[Cena]

Cena,

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?

Groucho.

In sympathy, yes

 

[noharmdone]

If you were selling a motorbike, and whilst out test driving it, the lid crashed and died, having only paid you half the money so far for it..
Would you ask his parents for the rest ?

 

[bluejock]

Jock, but I guarantee I can bat and bowl better than him, not going with the stereotypical, 'he's Scottish so he can't play' its just i'm ok at cricket.

I'm terrible at cricket but good at throwing. This answer is factually correct.

 

[steken1]

Is there still a place in the biscuit world for the humble rich tea?

 

[Cena]

If you were selling a motorbike, and whilst out test driving it, the lid crashed and died, having only paid you half the money so far for it..
Would you ask his parents for the rest ?

No, never

 

[Groucho]

Cena,

If you don't pay for an exorcism once it's been done, does your home get re-possessed?

Groucho.

 

[noharmdone]

Have you ever had a ' wank sock ' ?

 

[bluejock]

Can I come to your birthday party?

Also, when is it?

 

[Cena]

Is there still a place in the biscuit world for the humble rich tea?

Absolutely, the rich tea biscuit, although not as thoroughbred as say, a chocolate digestive, is one of the finest biscuits. It's an institution

 

[fozzy]

be the richest man in the world but be unhappy and lonely

or

skint and happy?

 

[steken1]

You doing any festivals this summer?

 

[DanEFC92]

Best and worst stand up comedians?

 

[Cena]

Cena,

If you don't pay for an exorcism once it's been done, does your home get re-possessed?

Groucho.

No, what happens is, washing machines, fridge freezers, televisions and anything of the like in the house break one day after the warranty on them expires

Have you ever had a ' wank sock ' ?

Hahahahaha yes

Can I come to your birthday party?

Also, when is it?

I never normally have a party lad, I'm one of those lids who just likes no fuss, i'm quite happy going without cards and presents, I just like having a bevvy on whatever is the nearest home game to my birthday.

November too

 

[chrissyjack]

Cena. My daughter is staying in the Hotel Anfield on Saturday night . Should I take a DNA test ?