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stekens story

My mates did similar years ago when living in holland.

They were goinb to stay at a mates in Belgium for a week, got their supplies in and all was sealed in packages in wax, then put in a johnny and off they went, pulled over at the last services in Holland and went to the lavs to all place their packages in their 'Luggage Holds,' all stoned and giggling like feck in the traps as they did what they had to do. They're driving down the Motorway wondering where the hell the border & customs post was then realised they were already in Belgium, the borders had come down weeks before. They went in the services to 'empty their lockers' again all giggling as en masse they were in the traps trying to squeeze them out. after theyve retrieved them they are washing them in the sink, 1 decides thats enough washing and says "right I'll skin up" and rips the thing open WITH HIS TEETH. Cue 4 lads wretchin and then him realising what he's just done and instantly chuckin up.

A lad I worked with over there used to pack an ounce of stinky skunk into a johnny and bung it up there to bring it back (every 3 weeks) reckons the twigs were killin him as they scraped his 'cavity' every time, he used to leave the knot hangin out every time for easy retrieval so if he'd got pulled they'd have known instantly by the way he was mincin through the customs hall. Got through every single time tbh.


Not everyone is always so lucky though.
 
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
stekens story

My mates did similar years ago when living in holland.

They were goinb to stay at a mates in Belgium for a week, got their supplies in and all was sealed in packages in wax, then put in a johnny and off they went, pulled over at the last services in Holland and went to the lavs to all place their packages in their 'Luggage Holds,' all stoned and giggling like feck in the traps as they did what they had to do. They're driving down the Motorway wondering where the hell the border & customs post was then realised they were already in Belgium, the borders had come down weeks before. They went in the services to 'empty their lockers' again all giggling as en masse they were in the traps trying to squeeze them out. after theyve retrieved them they are washing them in the sink, 1 decides thats enough washing and says "right I'll skin up" and rips the thing open WITH HIS TEETH. Cue 4 lads wretchin and then him realising what he's just done and instantly chuckin up.

A lad I worked with over there used to pack an ounce of stinky skunk into a johnny and bung it up there to bring it back (every 3 weeks) reckons the twigs were killin him as they scraped his 'cavity' every time, he used to leave the knot hangin out every time for easy retrieval so if he'd got pulled they'd have known instantly by the way he was mincin through the customs hall. Got through every single time tbh.


Not everyone is always so lucky though.
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HAHA, ****ty lips

I wouldn't dream of doing anything like that myself tbh. Consider it a one way street. Couldn't believe he went for the tin-foil bit.
 

I know the moment has passed, but I've put up a nice picture of a jubilant Micky Quinn to accompany my song post on page 2588 if anyone wants a look.
 


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