The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[bluejock]

Jock, if I can think of something to ask, can I ask you a question?

Any time Doc. WP4L x

Funniest thing you have been arrested for ?

Pissing in a plant pot in a nightclub VIP area

One of the coppers was a mate of mines from school, so he just gave me a lift home.

 

[Cena]

If you had to have a relationship with a male tv presenter, who would it be?

 

[Alio]

Jock are you watching More 4?

Someone's about to purposely crash a plane in the desert.

 

[DanEFC92]

Who are the kopites of the aquatic world?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

If you had to have a relationship with a male tv presenter, who would it be?

John Leslie, schofield perhaps

 

[bluejock]

Novak my old chum,

Remember Knightmare?

And Finders Keepers?

And Round The Twist?

Nope, yep and oh God yes.

Have you ever, ever felt like this?

Jock, what is your favourite Disney film? I like the Jungle Book

Jungle book is boss, as is Nemo.

Lion King is my favourite

Jock, what's the most drunk you've been and what did you do?

Hogmany 2004. I went out at half three in the afternoon and stopped drinking at half seven the next night when I fell off a barstool and couldn't stand up.

I phoned my dad from the floor and he came and carried me to the car.

And who should be the next batman?

You, lad. You'd be boss and look dead sexy in black leather.

 

[noharmdone]

Have you ever shagged a bird in a footy shirt other than an Everton one ?

 

[potato]

mine would be steve backshall.

 

[bluejock]

If you had to have a relationship with a male tv presenter, who would it be?

Jeff Stelling. Does he count like?

Jock are you watching More 4?

Someone's about to purposely crash a plane in the desert.

Seen that when it was on first time.

They miss.

Who are the kopites of the aquatic world?

Jellyfish.

Spineless bastards.

 

[BlueLlama]

Have you ever shagged a bird in a footy shirt other than an Everton one ?

This deserves a thread

 

[bluejock]

Have you ever shagged a bird in a footy shirt other than an Everton one ?

No, but I have shagged a girl in an Irish rugby shirt in a pub toilet in Edinburgh after a 6 nations game.

 

[bluejock]

I've also made Mrs Jock wear an Everton shirt, despite being a Wolves fan.

 

[noharmdone]

I've also made Mrs Jock wear an Everton shirt, despite being a Wolves fan.

Standard.. Surely ?

 

[bluejock]

Standard.. Surely ?

Needs doing.

2 minutes left or extend until 23:15?

 

[noharmdone]

Needs doing.

2 minutes left or extend until 23:15?

A little extension..