The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

Status
Not open for further replies.
FTY said:
Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks.

My mum was just sorting my sheets out and found about 4 "odd" socks down the side of the mattress.

She just picked one up and went "ooohhhh" in a high pitched voice and threw it back.

Bollocks.
Click to expand...

I hid my condom stash under some DVDs/games once and the day I restocked them my parents decide to have a mass clean out of my room...
 

Once

If I could just once a thousand years
Love but a single soul.
And none else dared to speak to me
Till the years had passed in whole.

I would spend my time in silent peace,
Happy as could be.
To know that you are the one I loved,
And that you, in turn, loved me.

...........just putting this out there guys............
 


Millea said:
Can't beat finding things you forgot about. I remember when I left two Lucozades in the fridge after footy and found them a few days after.
Click to expand...

Except when it's something perishable, and when you discover it, it has already mutated into a parasitic monster of sorts.
 
Got a massive mental block on this script I'm trying to finish, literally spent the last couple of hours thinking about how to do this one bit and still don't know. FFS
 

Status
Not open for further replies.

Welcome

Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.

Register

Shop

Back
Top