Millea
Get a hat
Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks.
My mum was just sorting my sheets out and found about 4 "odd" socks down the side of the mattress.
She just picked one up and went "ooohhhh" in a high pitched voice and threw it back.
Bollocks.
I hid my condom stash under some DVDs/games once and the day I restocked them my parents decide to have a mass clean out of my room...