The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Baines' left foot]

In my first two years I lived in halls and didn't have one female flatmate whatsoever. I had a girlfriend at the time, like, but it still would have been nice.

 

[ijjysmith]

In my first two years I lived in halls and didn't have one female flatmate whatsoever. I had a girlfriend at the time, like, but it still would have been nice.

That's crazy that. I did 2 years in halls as well. 1st year had 7 girls and 2nd year had 1 other lad and 6 girls.

Great days.

 

[Baines' left foot]

That's crazy that. I did 2 years in halls as well. 1st year had 7 girls and 2nd year had 1 other lad and 6 girls.

Great days.

Was it alright living with a load of girls then? I would have thought it'd be really bitchy and stuff.

And now in my final year I'm single and will be living with 3 lads. I've heard it's not a great idea to shag your flat/housemate any way.

 

[ijjysmith]

Was it alright living with a load of girls then? I would have thought it'd be really bitchy and stuff.

And now in my final year I'm single and will be living with 3 lads. I've heard it's not a great idea to shag your flat/housemate any way.

There were occasions when it was a bit awkward. Like the religious two were never impressed with me and the others coming home off our tits. But it was never too bad.

And they cooked for me.

 

[Baines' left foot]

There were occasions when it was a bit awkward. Like the religious two were never impressed with me and the others coming home off our tits. But it was never too bad.

And they cooked for me.

I lived with a muslim lad in my 2nd year, he was really sound and never batted an eyelid to us drinking, he just didn't join in of course. That reminds me his girlfriend was absolutely stunning.

I lived off a pizza, cottage pie/lasagne/macaroni cheese ready meals.

 

[ijjysmith]

I lived with a muslim lad in my 2nd year, he was really sound and never batted an eyelid to us drinking, he just didn't join in of course. That reminds me his girlfriend was absolutely stunning.

I lived off a pizza, cottage pie/lasagne/macaroni cheese ready meals.

Yeah similar. I was addicted to pot noodles for half of my second year. Craved one every 2 days.

I remember buy fresh lasts thinking pasta lasts go days. Left in in my cupboard and it went mouldy to ****! I had no idea.

 

[carlos21]

In my first flat I had a Greek lad who was nice enough, but you'd never see him.

I'm fairly sure he had what I can only describe as a week long threesome with a couple of his friends from back home. One of them was female, like.

afternoon baines how are you tonight.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Yeah similar. I was addicted to pot noodles for half of my second year. Craved one every 2 days.

I remember buy fresh lasts thinking pasta lasts go days. Left in in my cupboard and it went mouldy to ****! I had no idea.

My worst tale of poor hygiene whilst in uni was the stand off me and my flatmates had over the bins in 2nd year.

Nobody would move them, and I'd got sick of doing it every week and getting bin juice all over me.

I think we even left it over Easter and I got back to halls to literally thousands of flies in our kitchen. I moved the bins and underneath were black shells of hatched maggots.

*voms in mouth*

It took me about an hour to hoover them all up. It was f*cking grim.

afternoon baines how are you tonight.

I'm good C-man, you? How's your weekend been?

 

[carlos21]

My worst tale of poor hygiene whilst in uni was the stand off me and my flatmates had over the bins in 2nd year.

Nobody would move them, and I'd got sick of doing it every week and getting bin juice all over me.

I think we even left it over Easter and I got back to halls to literally thousands of flies in our kitchen. I moved the bins and underneath were black shells of hatched maggots.

*voms in mouth*

It took me about an hour to hoover them all up. It was f*cking grim.



I'm good C-man, you? How's your weekend been?

very good what you been doing.

 

[Baines' left foot]

very good what you been doing.

Not much mate, just been doing a bit of housework and stuff.

What have you been doing?

 

[carlos21]

Not much mate, just been doing a bit of housework and stuff.

What have you been doing?

not a lot mate weather been rubbish.

 

[Baines' left foot]

not a lot mate weather been rubbish.

Indeed it has mate.

Weekends are rubbish without Everton, aren't they?

 

[Bigmaclad]

My worst tale of poor hygiene whilst in uni was the stand off me and my flatmates had over the bins in 2nd year.

Nobody would move them, and I'd got sick of doing it every week and getting bin juice all over me.

I think we even left it over Easter and I got back to halls to literally thousands of flies in our kitchen. I moved the bins and underneath were black shells of hatched maggots.

*voms in mouth*

It took me about an hour to hoover them all up. It was f*cking grim.



I'm good C-man, you? How's your weekend been?

These are the kind of tales I'm not looking forward to being a part of

 

[carlos21]

Indeed it has mate.

Weekends are rubbish without Everton, aren't they?

oh yes mate I love talking to you mate.

 

[Baines' left foot]

These are the kind of tales I'm not looking forward to being a part of

That was the worst really. In hindsight I should have just taken it out.

oh yes mate I love talking to you mate.

You too mate

You doing much this week?