Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Mick, you seem a nice lad, but you're supposed to be 27. Get a f*cking grip.
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ijjysmith
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Keep your bits and bobs warm in the winter too.
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Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
Bit of a difference between saying someone's ma scored the first goal at a football stadium and that you're going to stab them with a fork and torture them with an iron, though.
Someone should photoshop Mick's face onto a Ironman poster and put an Iron in his hands.
bluemangroup
Player Valuation: £70m
"Somebody"? Do it yourself you lazy [Poor language removed].
I don't have the skillz, plus I'm about to go out. But, I will check later on my phone to see if someone has done it.
Words on a bit of screen. Let me tell you one thing about being on a submarine. You will be ripped. It doesn't matter who you are in the real world, when you are new to a sub, you are a nub. The amount of times we get a 'good natured' lad onboard who would say something like:
"I'm game for anything! Say anything you want about me, but never say anything about my dear old mum"
Cue 135 submariners telling him in explicit detail how they had dear old mum last night.
Remember, it is only words on a screen and in the grand scheme of life mean absolutely nothing and be mindful of the fact that it is just bags of meat typing away on a po-dunk little football forum saying things.
Look, I have done half the work already here. Someone needs to put Mick's face on, fork in the right hand and an iron in the left.
Yes you're right. I showed weakness and these people love weakness. I mistakenly took them for kind hearted with people with a conscience! Haha.
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
I'm just a bad bad person
Obviously you're showing no remorse for your actions meaning you've learnt nothing with this sadistic sarcastic reply, I bet you're sittin there now with a wry smirk on your face thinking you're the new kid on the block. Well you may think you are popular with the lids right now so enjoy your ten minutes of fame. But remember I only strike when the irons hot.
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