Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
Educating Lita
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My heads cabbaged with moving into uni on Sunday. Nervous as [Poor language removed].
Anything in particular?
Just everything mate. Making the step up in terms of difficulty of work, making new mates and living in accommodation.
I'm not one who often ventures out of his comfort zone aha.
Pig related film quote.You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Pigs taste ace.
Pigs in Films:
Hannibal
In a few weeks it will be your new comfort zone mate. Good luck!
The pigs in Animal Farm were bad tits tho