The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Bungle said:
Lads, I forgot to do my flies up after going for a piss earlier and I'm pretty sure a bit of my cock was poking through the buttons on my boxers as I wandered back up to my desk, pretty sure at least 1 of the 2 women I walked past looked before I had realised.

Am I likely to be up on some sort of indecent exposure charge?
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I think before anything else happens, you need to send the girls in question an email.

"Dear spunk buckets,

I couldn't help but notice that yesterday when I went fishing with my meaty rod, you both looked like you fancied a nibble at the hook.

If this is the case, consider this an invitation to bounce on my womb prodder in the supply cupboard at tea break.

If I was mistaken, you may consider that my email account has been hacked.

Yours forcefully

Bungz"

God speed sir.
 

DualityNSNO said:
Am I too late to admit liking Turkish Delight?

Also Bulgaria is actually making and exporting Turkish delight to Turkey and it sells better than theirs at some places, lolols. But we also have it as a "national food" kinda thing, except we call it a different name.
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Dualz is it Turkey that Bulgaria have murder with? Or Greece? Or Albania? Or none of the above?
 


the hot lass from HR has got the job in ICT! sadly, it means she'll replace me as the youngest person in ICT at the Welsh Assembly, i kind of liked that title tbh
 

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