The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[bluejock]

Lads, I forgot to do my flies up after going for a piss earlier and I'm pretty sure a bit of my cock was poking through the buttons on my boxers as I wandered back up to my desk, pretty sure at least 1 of the 2 women I walked past looked before I had realised.

Am I likely to be up on some sort of indecent exposure charge?

I think before anything else happens, you need to send the girls in question an email.

"Dear spunk buckets,

I couldn't help but notice that yesterday when I went fishing with my meaty rod, you both looked like you fancied a nibble at the hook.

If this is the case, consider this an invitation to bounce on my womb prodder in the supply cupboard at tea break.

If I was mistaken, you may consider that my email account has been hacked.

Yours forcefully

Bungz"

God speed sir.

 

[tommye]

Am I too late to admit liking Turkish Delight?

we also have it as a "national food" kinda thing, except we call it a different name.

satans sh1t?

devils droppings?

foul rancid jelly sh1te?

 

[Azzurri]

Am I too late to admit liking Turkish Delight?

Also Bulgaria is actually making and exporting Turkish delight to Turkey and it sells better than theirs at some places, lolols. But we also have it as a "national food" kinda thing, except we call it a different name.

Dualz is it Turkey that Bulgaria have murder with? Or Greece? Or Albania? Or none of the above?

 

[Kurt.]

URGENT HELP NEEDED!


Going to a 'sportsman's dinner' later... Do they actually have dinner there or is it just the speakers and an auction? I feel like an idiot asking as I'm sure this is an idiotic question but GOT doesn't judge, eh?

Enjoy it Azz...... Who's the guest speaker By the way ?

 

[Baines' left foot]

I like Turkish delight.

 

[Azzurri]

Enjoy it Azz...... Who's the guest speaker By the way ?

Dietmaar Hamman FFS. I wasn't going - would have done if it was a blue like - but they offered me a free ticket so might as well.

 

[tommye]

Cock-a-leekie?

 

[carlos21]

Cock-a-leekie?

near hometime.

 

[tommye]

near hometime.

7 minutes mate.

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seven.





minutes.










whop wnop

 

[carlos21]

7 minutes mate.

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seven.





minutes.










whop wnop

nice one dude enjoy you weekend.

 

[Kurt.]

Cock-a-leekie?

It's your age Tom....

 

[DualityNSNO]

Dualz is it Turkey that Bulgaria have murder with? Or Greece? Or Albania? Or none of the above?

Turkey and Macedonia are "enemies", like. We also don't like the Greek at all, but not to the extent of the Turks.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Gutted here. I'm supposed to be going out tonight with a load of lads from uni but i feel awful. Night in with GTA I think.

 

[toffeejack]

the hot lass from HR has got the job in ICT! sadly, it means she'll replace me as the youngest person in ICT at the Welsh Assembly, i kind of liked that title tbh

 

[johnnydawg68]

So what's the best place to go in Liverpool on a Friday night?