The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Kurt.]

My all time fav is......


She stood on the bridge at twelve o clock..
Her lips were all a quiver..
She took a cough..
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river..

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I should be at some lad I know's 18th right now. Instead I've been in bed sick all day ffs.

 

[tommye]

My all time fav is......


She stood on the bridge at twelve o clock..
Her lips were all a quiver..
She took a cough..
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river..

or......

There was a young lady from Ealing,
She had an incredible feeling,
So she lay on her back, opened her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling.

 

[Groucho]

There was a policeman from Clapham Junction
Whose organ had long ceased to function
Every night
He pleasures his wife
With clever use of his truncheon

 

[tommye]

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
tugging his cock so hard
He lubed up his thumb, stuck it right up his bum
and fired his cum down the yard

 

[chrissyjack]

Her beauty is natural as a flower
If she was a rose , I'd pluck her ...

I forget the rest

 

[tommye]

Her beauty is natural as a flower
If she was a rose , I'd pluck her ...

I forget the rest

.....but unfortunately for me she's not
she's one scary ugly fooker?

 

[chrissyjack]

That girl , I would share everything
Even my Mars Bar and Snickers ...

 

[tommye]

That girl , I would share everything
Even my Mars Bar and Snickers ...

then I'll the go to the chippy,
for a big bag of chips,
to go with the trout in her knickers

 

[Groucho]

Poetry lads

 

[chrissyjack]

I tried writing plays, but they were awful. Then I tried poetry, and it was terrible .

You can say I went from bard to verse

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

The sheepshead fish has human-style teeth.

The mask in 'Halloween' is a William Shatner mask painted white.

British Ministry of Defence researchers have been able to reset soldiers' body clocks so they can go without sleep for up to 36 hrs. Tiny optical fibres embedded in special spectacles project a ring of bright white light (with a spectrum identical to a sunrise) around the edge of soldiers' retinas, fooling them into thinking they have just woken up.

 

[carlos21]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

The sheepshead fish has human-style teeth.

The mask in 'Halloween' is a William Shatner mask painted white.

British Ministry of Defence researchers have been able to reset soldiers' body clocks so they can go without sleep for up to 36 hrs. Tiny optical fibres embedded in special spectacles project a ring of bright white light (with a spectrum identical to a sunrise) around the edge of soldiers' retinas, fooling them into thinking they have just woken up.

when can we have a caps lock hour mate,

 

[Groucho]

when can we have a caps lock hour mate,

They're best when loads are online mate.

I'd say Saturday night, myself.

 

[chrissyjack]

Currently watching Jungle Book. Best Disney film EVER