The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

Your kitchen tap would need to be turned full on for 45 years to equal the amount of blood pumped by the heart in a lifetime.

In one day, your heart creates enough energy to drive a van 20 miles. In your lifetime, that is the equivalent of driving to the moon and back.

Rene Laennec invented the stethoscope when he felt it was inappropriate to place his ear on big-boobied female patients' chests.

 

[ijjysmith]

Blimey Grouch.

That to the moon and back one is astounding.

 

[Millea]

Top class as always Groucho.

 

[Groucho]

The body is amazing lads.

 

[Pat's Van]

The body is amazing lads.

cheers Grouch'

*flexes

 

[icburns]

cheers Grouch'

*flexes

*swoons

 

[The T-Dex]

Went to a theatrical performance of puns.



It was a play on words.

 

[Kurt.]

Blimey Grouch.

That to the moon and back one is astounding.

Yeah but what about the boobs one ijjy ffs....

 

[Kurt.]

Went to a theatrical performance of puns.



It was a play on words.

There's nothing like a funny joke to start the day....


























And that's nothing like a funny joke....!!!!




Xxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

Scuba divers can't fart past 33 feet or below.

Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans.

Silly Putty was discovered as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced.

In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation

 

[noharmdone]

My eldest has been invited to a SCUBA diving birthday party FFS..

I remember being happy with a 5 a side at leasowe leisure centre !!

A PADI form with the birthday invite.. Incredible..

 

[noharmdone]

Bonus late night Simpsons on C4 again...

 

[Brennan]

My eldest has been invited to a SCUBA diving birthday party FFS..

I remember being happy with a 5 a side at leasowe leisure centre !!

A PADI form with the birthday invite.. Incredible..

Will he be going to Tarquin's birthday party ?

 

[noharmdone]

Will he be going to Tarquin's birthday party ?

Their is a Tarquin who posts on here...
But as for the party.. It's a cracking venue where he learned to snorkel.. So why not eh..

 

[toffeejack]

My eldest has been invited to a SCUBA diving birthday party FFS..

I remember being happy with a 5 a side at leasowe leisure centre !!

A PADI form with the birthday invite.. Incredible..

5-a-side boss. Remember i got invited to an old mate's indoor footy party a few years after i'd seen him for the last time. The cheeky git made me captain of his opposition team and i'd never met anyone else there apart from my brother. My 2nd choice was a geeky ginger kid just because he was wearing a forest shirt.

knew deep down he'd be terrible, we got mauled.