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[Groucho]

My friend used to actively help the female ducks with that problem, he used to be so proud.

Err, help them?

Exactly how?

 

[coollino]

Used to go out with a stick and swap the males away. Nothing untoward.

 

[Groucho]

Used to go out with a stick and swap the males away. Nothing untoward.

Sorry mate, I honesty thought he was a duck sex-pest or something.

Good on him!

For anyone interested by the chess one, have a peek at this;

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_number

 

[ijjysmith]

That duck one is a bit weird Grouch!

How you feeling by the way mate?

 

[Groucho]

That duck one is a bit weird Grouch!

How you feeling by the way mate?

Fine. I've been off work since Wednesday, and I'm off this coming week anyway so plenty of recovery time if my daughter will let me.

On uncle-biotics and they're doing the job. Vastly reduced the painkillers too.

 

[tommye]

Awesome as always Mr Grouchmeister.


Just two questions though, how did they discover that about the ducks, and what the fook were they up to?

 

[Pat's Van]

Groucho's Fact Hunt
The mantis shrimp can swing its claw at such velocity that it boils the water around it and creates a flash of light.

also known as a "thumb-splitter" due to the injury it tends to cause when being handled

 

[Groucho]

Awesome as always Mr Grouchmeister.


Just two questions though, how did they discover that about the ducks, and what the fook were they up to?

I honestly don't know.

I met someone once who said they were allergic to camels, cucumbers and latex. Just how they found that out, and just what they were doing is anyone's guess.

 

[tommye]

I honestly don't know.

I met someone once who said they were allergic to camels, cucumbers and latex. Just how they found that out, and just what they were doing is anyone's guess.

hahahahaha.



the duuuuuurty ba5tards

 

[carlos21]

That duck one is a bit weird Grouch!

How you feeling by the way mate?

hi ijjy you have a good birthday,

 

[ijjysmith]

hi ijjy you have a good birthday,

Hello mate.

I did thanks. Got loads of goodies!

Hope you're well champ.

 

[Furey1878]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the known universe.

Duck vaginas have developed “dead ends” through evolution to protect them from being raped by other ducks.

The mantis shrimp can swing its claw at such velocity that it boils the water around it and creates a flash of light.

I've developed a similar trait, only with masturbation.

 

[Azzurri]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the known universe.

Duck vaginas have developed “dead ends” through evolution to protect them from being raped by other ducks.

The mantis shrimp can swing its claw at such velocity that it boils the water around it and creates a flash of light.

Favourite fact hunt ever. I think I saw the one about the mantis shrimp on an Attenborough documentary.


Arctic Monkeys tomorrow lads.

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

Blue eyes are a relatively recent mutation - most had brown eyes before it.

In the last 3500 years, only 230 have been totally peaceful.

In the time you've read this fact hunt, the Earth will have flung you 3 miles.

 

[BlueLlama]

I'm a mutant then ffs