The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[FTY]

Ffs lads it's happened again. Hes just twated my older brother over the head as he walked out of the kitchen, then stood behimd mum so he couldnt defend himself. Be arsed living with this tit anymore. Dont wanna seem like im attention seeking or anythung but ive literally noone else to talk to about this stuff that wont take it further

 

[dholliday]

Hey lads I can't seem to get any rep on here or people replying to my posts so I post in here that I like OWLZ will you add me on Xbox and give me loads of likes?

gets three likes*

OMG GUYZ U SO THE BEST.

gets two pos reps*

Hey guys what we talking about tonight? LETS POST OMG IN CAPS OMG!

gets four follows*

this one was my favourite. It describes a unique social condition of the Web 2.0 social media age.

Artificially-intelligent historians will write about this in the future.

 

[Goat]

Ffs lads it's happened again. Hes just twated my older brother over the head as he walked out of the kitchen, then stood behimd mum so he couldnt defend himself. Be arsed living with this tit anymore. Dont wanna seem like im attention seeking or anythung but ive literally noone else to talk to about this stuff that wont take it further

Where do you live?

 

[noharmdone]

Ffs lads it's happened again. Hes just twated my older brother over the head as he walked out of the kitchen, then stood behimd mum so he couldnt defend himself. Be arsed living with this tit anymore. Dont wanna seem like im attention seeking or anythung but ive literally noone else to talk to about this stuff that wont take it further

Lid.. If you need some dosh to get away for a night.. Say.

 

[FTY]

Shropshire mate, from Ormskirk.

Where do you live?

ni

 

[FTY]

Lid.. If you need some dosh to get away for a night.. Say.

It's all settled now mate, thanks so much though mate.

 

[Goat]

Just tell him if he doesnt pipe down im gonna rip him a new anus.

 

[Walken]

It's all settled now mate, thanks so much though mate.

think that was an offer to buy your pictures mate

 

[noharmdone]

Just tell him if he doesnt pipe down im gonna rip him a new anus.

This is also an option FTY lid.
A quiet word from some big fellers works wonders sometimes.

 

[FTY]

Can't mate, that'd make him throw me out, and that might not seem a bad thing but I go where does he direct his anger then? Ive got a 9yo brother here and obviously my mum. Id much much rather take the brunt of it than those 2

 

[Fuleco]

Have you ever sex with someone who was taller than you?

 

[Walken]

Have you ever sex with someone who ways more than you?

I have, but she wasn't fat, just 6ft 3, it was boss as well and she was dead sound, but I didnt want to go out with because i'm only 6ft, shameful of me really

 

[bluemangroup]

I have, but she wasn't fat, just 6ft 3, it was boss as well and she was dead sound, but I didnt want to go out with because i'm only 6ft, shameful of me really

That's one long bitch.

 

[noharmdone]

Have you ever sex with someone who ways more than you?

It's a very good question for TLS..
Deffo. @bluejock

 

[Fuleco]

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