I probably masturbated more than is acceptable to Rita, Sue and Bob too.
I know, but the blonde one had a look to her though.
Proper dirty skank look.
It was an age where literally anything could trigger a wank.
It was an age where literally anything could trigger a wank.
Aye, i spent many an evening as a teenager on my knees with my flacid cock in hand in front of my 14 inch jarg alba telly hoping for something remotely sexy to wank off to.
Always remember sex in the city when it was advertised and thinking it was going to be mind blowing to wank to. How devastated i was to see what looked like a still born pony on the screen. Still bashed one out though.