Sorry I know this is from that lot but it did just make me chuckle:

Pot pourri - biggest con known to man.
And shaving foam - does nothing hot water can't do.
I have to do it pretty much every day![]()
Groucho's fact machine has blown a gasket here. Hot water and shaving gel is much better than hot water alone, I've tried hot water alone when I've run out of gel, not a great experience.
Not "facting" mate, just my experience.
It's been on QI too, you know.
Aye, fair enough. But it was Alan thingy who said it so I'm not convinced. If Fry had told us I'd be more inclined to believe it.
I'll give it a try tomorrow though, but if I bleed to death my dependents will come looking for you.
anyone else not wet-shave at all?
I let my beard grow until it gets to Farmer-John levels. Then with the electric razor shave it all of, leaving just the stubble. Repeat this every couple of months. Do the same with my hair: grow to Harry Styles levels, then shave it all off ala Ripley-in-Alien3, tho' that might be every 4 months or so as up top's different, innit.
Been doing it like this for many beards (ha!). Saves me tons of time and money.
Sorry I know this is from that lot but it did just make me chuckle:
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