Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
...Little Eggs took a teaching post at an International school in Dubai last summer, he was missing playing footy so found himself a team, scored 27 goals in 28 matches and won player of the season. The team won the league. He trains in his Everton gear, has the EFC crest with his name on his classroom door and the multi-foreign staff and kids are all tuned into the Blues. Looking forward to having a few drinks when he comes home for the summer.
Excellent work from Eggs Jnr there, sounds like the move has gone better than he could ever have expected. How long does he have to be resident before they try and sign him up to the national team?