The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Fuleco]

Bloody hell. I've never been more in love with someone I've never met and never gonna meet.

Yeah her little embarrassed face at the end slays me.

I want to give her clothes and introduce her to me parents.

 

[chicoazul]

Hate to say it but I think I'm done with filthy girls.

They've served a purpose in my life but I think I'm over them.

Rather go for a moody bird with a sleeve tattoo and daddy issues if I'm honest.

My friend you can never, ever be done with filthy girls in this life. Ever.

 

[Fuleco]

My friend you can never, ever be done with filthy girls in this life. Ever.

Yeah that's true, all girls are filthy aren't they.

Some are more obvious than others, and if your lucky the more subtle they are the filthiest they get.

That's way I reckon Newcastle will be a bit jarg, all too obvious.

 

[Fuleco]

Ok. Even though there a thread for it now. But anyway;

GROUCHO'S FACT HUNT

The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days.

Sigurd the Mighty, a ninth-century Norse earl of Orkney, was killed by an enemy he had beheaded several hours earlier. He'd tied the man's head to his horse's saddle, but while riding home one of its protruding teeth grazed his leg. He died from the infection.

The largest snowflake ever recorded was 15 inches wide.

All great stuff this.

Is the other Fact Hunt stuff in the elite club?

Swerve that.

 

[Groucho]

Hate to say it but I think I'm done with filthy girls.

They've served a purpose in my life but I think I'm over them.

Rather go for a moody bird with a sleeve tattoo and daddy issues if I'm honest.

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah that's true, all girls are filthy aren't they.

Some are more obvious than others, and if your lucky the more subtle they are the filthiest they get.

That's way I reckon Newcastle will be a bit jarg, all too obvious.

I believe the potential to be filthy lies within every girl, you just gotta unlock it.

Personally I endorse the get them rat arsed and then flirt with their best mate method. Works most times after a troublesome initiation period.

 

[ilikecheese]

I believe the potential to be filthy lies within every girl, you just gotta unlock it.

Personally I endorse the get them rat arsed and then flirt with their best mate method. Works most times after a troublesome initiation period.

What if their best mate is a fella...who happens to like fellas?

 

[chicoazul]

What if their best mate is a fella...who happens to like fellas?

ABORT! ABORT!

 

[Fuleco]

I believe the potential to be filthy lies within every girl, you just gotta unlock it.

Personally I endorse the get them rat arsed and then flirt with their best mate method. Works most times after a troublesome initiation period.

Solid tactic.

In my pulling days it was a big opening (2years modern 6 years tap cheers) then a series of self mocking sentences with a sprinkling of compliments.

 

[chicoazul]

Solid tactic.

In my pulling days it was a big opening (2years modern 6 years tap cheers) then a series of self mocking sentences with a sprinkling of compliments.

I can see you're a fellow cad with appropriate skillz.

offers secret handshake*

tries to neck*

 

[Hellerad]

Life is all about finding a filthy girl who grows comfortable enough to do weird things with you.

 

[FTY]

does she wanna be witj me or not???????????????7777

hknestly so conhised

 

[FTY]

fck relationships

bt feck sibgkesless

 

[FTY]

Ok. Even though there a thread for it now. But anyway;

GROUCHO'S FACT HUNT

The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days.

Sigurd the Mighty, a ninth-century Norse earl of Orkney, was killed by an enemy he had beheaded several hours earlier. He'd tied the man's head to his horse's saddle, but while riding home one of its protruding teeth grazed his leg. He died from the infection.

The largest snowflake ever recorded was 15 inches wide.

#KhalDrogo

GAMEY THIONES FAN INI

 

[FTY]

LADS O'M SO CONFUSED S=WEAR DOWJN

ONE MIN SHE JUST WANNA DO SSTUFF

ONE MIN SHE LIKES ME

SERISOULSYY WH\T XOES SHE WANT???