The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[chicoazul]

Who are they mate?

They make mars gush and place unrealistic expectations on boys mostly mate.

 

[Kiwi]

They get less complicated as they get older. Less fun too mind. Regardless, enjoy.

Aye. From my limited experience in women, I prefer the older ones as there's more maturity around certain things that people at 18/19 don't have. They have a few extra years on earth and have lived a bit more, done travel or study for a while e.t.c.

 

[Kiwi]

Nah cba with that mate, older people are into longer term s**t aren't they? Not accepting her on FB or nothing

I was on about getting freaky mate. More likely to be trying out stuff in bed as she'll have been there done that before a fair bit like.

 

[FTY]

Aye. From my limited experience in women, I prefer the older ones as there's more maturity around certain things that people at 18/19 don't have. They have a few extra years on earth and have lived a bit more, done travel or study for a while e.t.c.

I know someone who you'd love.

 

[FTY]

I was on about getting freaky mate. More likely to be trying out stuff in bed as she'll have been there done that before a fair bit like.

Ah okay, thought you were on about meeting her alot for shagging, nah I'll pass on that still. She could get freaky once but be on about marriage and kids and dogs the next time

 

[Kiwi]

I know someone who you'd love.

Yer Mar's done some travel lad? Ace

 

[FTY]

Yer Mar's done some travel lad? Ace

I was thinking more Chico tbh lol

 

[Kiwi]

But like if she got to talking about kids, pets marriage e.t.c. you'd just have to be like I'm not ready yet. Easy enough to say, and if shes in anyway a decent sort she can't really disagree

 

[FTY]

But like if she got to talking about kids, pets marriage e.t.c. you'd just have to be like I'm not ready yet. Easy enough to say, and if shes in anyway a decent sort she can't really disagree

Can't see it happening mate, she's not even that old lol I just think it's mad sleeping with her after being her neighbour and not speaking to her for 10 years, I'm only arsed about 1 girl anyway

 

[chicoazul]

Relax lid, it was just some good time boning. I'm sure she doesn't want kids with you just yet.

Add her as your girlfriend on Facebook to show you weren't taking the piss.

 

[FTY]

Relax lid, it was just some good time boning. I'm sure she doesn't want kids with you just yet.

Add her as your girlfriend on Facebook to show you weren't taking the piss.

Hahahahaha not even accepting her, let alone dropping her a relationship invite.

Nice try but Nik did this about 2 years ago, made me ring a girl I liked singing some Oasis song

 

[Kiwi]

Relax lid, it was just some good time boning. I'm sure she doesn't want kids with you just yet.

Add her as your girlfriend on Facebook to show you weren't taking the piss.

I don't know mate, she could be one of the clingy types. Gets it done in the bedroom and by the time you've finished plowing her she's already planned the wedding and named the kids. Beware @FTY

 

[chicoazul]

Please tell us you used protection? Pizza is well known as a fertility booster.

 

[FTY]

Please tell us you used protection? Pizza is well known as a fertility booster.

Obvs mate, not for kids reasons like, ended up with chlamy back in June didn't I.

 

[chicoazul]

Obvs mate, not for kids reasons like, ended up with chlamy back in June didn't I.

Chlamy!