The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[The T-Dex]

This is becoming the day show.

 

[Roztitute]

Tommy, can you change your avatar again or I will neg rep the **** out of you

You squeemish mate?

 

[Bigmaclad]

You squeemish mate?

With stuff like that yes

 

[Cena]

Sunday Day Chat.... With Dex


Coming up on todays show we bake cakes and tell you how to sooth your finger, should you get it cut

 

[tommye]

Sunday Day Chat.... With Dex


Coming up on todays show we bake cakes and tell you how to sooth your finger, should you get it cut

will we be merging the topics and talking about finger pie?

 

[tommye]

With stuff like that yes

big welsh tart. Ffs

 

[Bigmaclad]

big welsh tart. Ffs

There was a gash in your finger FFS!!!!!

 

[tommye]

There was a gash in your finger FFS!!!!!

little nick lad. Nothing major. Quilt.

 

[zed]

no. Why would i do this? [Poor language removed] trick.

dont take this the wrong way but you come across as one so thats why i asked

 

[tommye]

dont take this the wrong way but you come across as one so thats why i asked

oh god you're such a wit. Sides splitting here ffs.


bellend.

 

[zed]

oh god you're such a wit. Sides splitting here ffs.


bellend.

i knew it!.............. you went and took it the wrong way.

 

[Cena]

Tonight's topic,


You see a £97 shirt, but don't have any cash. So you borrow £50 from your Mum and £50 from your Dad = £100. You buy the shirt and have £3 change, so you give Mum £1, your Dad £1 and keep the other £1 for yourself. You owe your Mum £49, your Dad £49, so £49 + £49 = £98 and your £1 makes it £99, where is the missing £1?


Am I missing something here? Confused?

 

[Roztitute]

There is no missing pound.
You owe your parents 50 + 50 pounds. You give them 1 pound each and kept 1.
The equation is 2 pounds you returned + 1 you kept + 97 for the shirt = 100
Or,
You have 3 pounds. You owe your parents 100. If you gave them the three you have, you would owe them 97 for the shirt. Since you kept one, you owe them 98.

 

[Azzurri]

Definitely 41.

 

[Cena]

There is no missing pound.
You owe your parents 50 + 50 pounds. You give them 1 pound each and kept 1.
The equation is 2 pounds you returned + 1 you kept + 97 for the shirt = 100
Or,
You have 3 pounds. You owe your parents 100. If you gave them the three you have, you would owe them 97 for the shirt. Since you kept one, you owe them 98.

Nice 1 Roz, i knew it didnt make sense, but reading it the way its written got me thinking