The million dollar snail question

[Spadge Vernacular]

Lettuce

An airtight box

Elon Musk

Spacex


Space

 

[Papa Shango]

All that fuss for a million quid?

Who negotiated the deal? Our board?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It's immortal.

But a coward.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Immortal with only a million dollar to get by? Would be lucky to get me through next winter considering the upcoming energy bills.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I would buy the Palacio de Sal on the Uyuni salt flats and live out my days there.


Up yours snail

*Wifi permitting.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Well, I'd work out the velocity the snail travels at, how often it needs a rest, and the furthest possible point I could get from it. Id let it get close, then travel to my destination. I'd stay there until with 5 mins of its arrival, then repeat trick.

Id probably do this for 5 years before Everton ground me down. I think I'd let the snail get me at this point.


All of the above is contigent on it being an otherwise normal snail and not some kind of DCU/MCU supersnail with Thanos powers.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Immortal with only a million dollar to get by? Would be lucky to get me through next winter considering the upcoming energy bills.

I'm taking it as your immortal you don't need heat. And the pesky snail can just float across any moats you build around your property. Although likely it would be living in the belly of a large fish who swallowed it for a least a few years...

Why am I thinking deeply about this stuff! I should be working...

 

[lancs blue]

Introduce it to grouchos thread

It'll say wtf

 

[lancs blue]

I'm taking it as your immortal you don't need heat. And the pesky snail can just float across any moats you build around your property. Although likely it would be living in the belly of a large fish who swallowed it for a least a few years...

Why am I thinking deeply about this stuff! I should be working...

Alright moby

 

[chrismpw]

Hang on .... how can i be immortal if the touch if a snail can kill me?

 

[Davidoff]

The snail gets a million too? What's all that about? How's it using that? Can it communicate? If so is it just gonna hire someone to tie me up? Or is it just gonna get mugged on county road?

 

[tommye]

*Wifi permitting.

#Arsed


What I plan on getting up to with my money won't be needing no wifi...

 

[tommye]

If so is it just gonna hire someone to tie me up?

Oooh.

Nobody mentioned this bit.


Do 'I' get to choose who ties oneself up?

 

[Davidoff]

Oooh.

Nobody mentioned this bit.


Do 'I' get to choose who ties oneself up?

That's what your million is for

 

[Rita_Poon]

Go and live on the sun, I'd get a great tan and the snail would need to evolve wings to come after me. In your face you wannabe slug!