The New Arena

[peteblue]

Another quiet night in here then……

 

[BlueStevie35]

What in the BILL KENWRIGHT is going on?

 

[COYBL25]

Alcohol is not the official stimulant of the New Arena.

The Bloodhound Gang lol

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The Bloodhound Gang lol

 

[Martin Alvito]

I see, that's is entirely possible, a fair point well made.

So, this one actually happened, and is the reason for all the music stuff.

We watch the ducks at the Peabody, then go across the street to the Rendezvous for lunch. The bill is Vektor -> CoC -> Municipal Waste -> Melvins -> Testament. The ex does not like Municipal Waste, so we go to Dyer's Burgers during that set. She picked. Only thing the girl ever got right. The tickets are free, because I am a boss.

We walk back into the New Daisy Theater, and this guy who got his nose broken in the pit is staggering out to the bathroom.

So during Testament's set, this guy keeps trying to fall off his chair, and onto my kids. Someone takes him to the bathroom and (I presume, I did not witness) feeds him marching powder, and he is now fine.

METAL! UP THE [AndyC] IRONS!

 

[COYBL25]

Lets get the party started.

 

[Martin Alvito]

I don't think anyone in here is buying it, or is arsed.

Fair.

 

[Martin Alvito]

And also without the music. Only the voices.

Every. Single. Bit. Is. Real. Yo.

You're just not believing it, because it is that messed up.

 

[Clarky cat]

Please stop



we love you, man

 

[trueblue84]

First rate.

It's just me, man. Really. Like, it getting real is why the marriage ended.

It's time to confess. You were shagging her sister, weren't you?

 

[Barnfred 55]

All it takes is a beer and a liver that gave up, mate.

Mate. I'm into day 8 of an 11 day bender. As far as I'm aware my liver is still functioning. But I can't cope with this.

 

[Martin Alvito]

It's time to confess. You were shagging her sister, weren't you?

No, it was her. She has a brother, mate. Fun fact: he was the tiebreaker on going to see the strip show, on bachelor night. I voted 'no'.

 

[Rita_Poon]

So, this one actually happened, and is the reason for all the music stuff.

We watch the ducks at the Peabody, then go across the street to the Rendezvous for lunch. The bill is Vektor -> CoC -> Municipal Waste -> Melvins -> Testament. The ex does not like Municipal Waste, so we go to Dyer's Burgers during that set. She picked. Only thing the girl ever got right. The tickets are free, because I am a boss.

We walk back into the New Daisy Theater, and this guy who got his nose broken in the pit is staggering out to the bathroom.

So during Testament's set, this guy keeps trying to fall off his chair, and onto my kids. Someone takes him to the bathroom and (I presume, I did not witness) feeds him marching powder, and he is now fine.

METAL! UP THE [AndyC] IRONS!

I suspect this thought isn't the first here, but here goes.... "I agree with you there mate"

 

[verreauxi]

This arena doesn't seem to have the same sort of tidy one-v-one cage-match feel to it. It doesn't even feel like an octogon. It feels like a Möbius strip made out of banana peels, indignance, and single-entendre .gifs (of which I am complicit).

 

[Martin Alvito]

Mate. I'm into day 8 of an 11 day bender. As far as I'm aware my liver is still functioning. But I can't cope with this.

Oh dear God that is funny.