The New Arena

[carlos21]

Have laid 2093 of 4200 paving blocks out the front of our house, to satisfy an idea my female had. So no, not good. Can barely move and certainly not without a lot of groaning.

Oh dear me mate.

 

[tommye]

Look ... I'm told by institutions (I'm not in one by the way) that ladies footballers would (for no apparent reason to me) prefer to he called women footballers. My parents (one of whom was a female) instilled into me, in the tome before snowflakery, that calling someone a woman is impolite. So if I can't use the general terms "lady" or "woman" because of fashion or politics mangling acceptable language, for attention seeking purposes, I revert to biological terminology.

What I've learned through my life is that you can please no females any of the time. Not even by building an effing decking, kitchen nor laying 4200 paving blocks. They remain a mystery to me.

This is the content I keep coming back for.

 

[DavidH]

Should have grabbed one of their Johnson's, put the cat right amongst the pigeons.

"Look at this?!" "Put it away you mad head!"

 

[Prevenger17]

What I've learned through my life is that you can please no females any of the time. Not even by building an effing decking, kitchen nor laying 4200 paving blocks. They remain a mystery to me

Really? We couldn't tell

 

[cronullasharks]

Look ... I'm told by institutions (I'm not in one by the way) that ladies footballers would (for no apparent reason to me) prefer to he called women footballers. My parents (one of whom was a female) instilled into me, in the tome before snowflakery, that calling someone a woman is impolite. So if I can't use the general terms "lady" or "woman" because of fashion or politics mangling acceptable language, for attention seeking purposes, I revert to biological terminology.

What I've learned through my life is that you can please no females any of the time. Not even by building an effing decking, kitchen nor laying 4200 paving blocks. They remain a mystery to me.

What she's trying to tell you I think Chris is you need to somehow find yourself an extra couple of inches.

 

[Kurt.]

I do!

2 big Ed’s in one thread … wow

 

[Kurt.]

Heard he's been on Skype to Big Vlad P and he's in with a shout of leading Wagner.

I imagine he’d somehow get it wrong and happily sit there being master of his own wanger

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I imagine he’d somehow get it wrong and happily sit there being master of his own wanger

Unlikely, who'd trust him with that?

 

[DavidH]

I expected better lads. Woke up made some toast and a tea, sat down to read absolute murder. Nothing.

Might carry on the Wellbeck stuff, see if anyone bites (again)

Nah I won't, I'm boring myself. Tug it is.

 

[nsno-chris]

@matty1878

Meet

@Kev The Rat

 

[carlos21]

@matty1878

Meet

@Kev The Rat

You coming to my party on Friday night mate.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

@matty1878

Meet

@Kev The Rat

Colossal match up

 

[nsno-chris]

You coming to my party on Friday night mate.

Wouldn’t miss it for the world mate.

Anyone bringing the ladies?

 

[carlos21]

Wouldn’t miss it for the world mate.

Anyone bringing the ladies?

I will sort them out pal.

 

[nsno-chris]

Colossal match up

@Kev The Rat said he’s going to beat @matty1878 to a pulp using a tin of Mattys alphabetti spaghetti