The New Arena

[Moomin]

Lads I’ve not been active really for past few months (minus the mice).

Who do we not like atm? Is foreverblue still a sausage? What about the rest of the Benitez 5? Need to know who to target

@Rooney_Tunes has all season slated Dyche and called for him to be sacked.

Which is his view and he is entitled to it. But, last year anyone who slagged off Lampard got called a Kopite by him.

He needs to repent.

@Rooney_Tunes will you repent and say sorry to Mr Dyche and also to me.

 

[Goat]

Just put some hair removal cream on my balls lads.

Now we sit and wait an hour to see how much the old boys react to it.

But, if they escape problem free, I would gladly fight any of you in hand-to-hand combat like men do.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Just put some hair removal cream on my balls lads.

Now we sit and wait an hour to see how much the old boys react to it.

But, if they escape problem free, I would gladly fight any of you in hand-to-hand combat like men do.

Um, why have you done this?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Just put some hair removal cream on my balls lads.

Now we sit and wait an hour to see how much the old boys react to it.

But, if they escape problem free, I would gladly fight any of you in hand-to-hand combat like men do.

A set up like this can't be refused...

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ah, another who needs THE NEW ARENA spa treatment to get over Dacek induced feelings of rage...

After some of his recent comments he deserves a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Come on in fella and get it all out in here.

 

[Goat]

Um, why have you done this?

Why havent you done this is the bigger question?

 

[Nymzee]

Why havent you done this is the bigger question?

Because I don't fear a razor.

 

[Goat]

Because I don't fear a razor.

I nicked myself once, never again.

 

[Nymzee]

I nicked myself once, never again.

Take your tezzies to the local Turks

 

[Ming the Merciful]

Why havent you done this is the bigger question?

I've done it before, be veeeery careful with how long you leave the cream on.

Razor is best to be honest unless you go for back, sack and crack. After which wiping your bum is like wiping bacon grease off a frying pan, highly recommended.

 

[Goat]

I've done it before, be veeeery careful with how long you leave the cream on.

Razor is best to be honest unless you go for back, sack and crack. After which wiping your bum is like wiping bacon grease off a frying pan, highly recommended.

The first time I did it, I thought I was a bad man leaving it on for the whole 10minutes.

That was a pretty rough week, so much pain.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Why havent you done this is the bigger question?

I value all insulation available. In my own way I'm reducing the need to burn gas, thus combating climate change.

 

[Ming the Merciful]

The first time I did it, I thought I was a bad man leaving it on for the whole 10minutes.

That was a pretty rough week, so much pain.

I've only done it twice on my balls, first time didn't work properly so had to shave afterwards anyway.

Second time left it on so long I was walking like John Wayne and my sack looked like something Koeman would hang from his tree.

 

[Goat]

I value all insulation available. In my own way I'm reducing the need to burn gas, thus combating climate change.

I get these what I can only describe as super pubes.

Just big massive white pubes that grow as big as a house, very unsightly.

 

[Nymzee]

I value all insulation available. In my own way I'm reducing the need to burn gas, thus combating climate change.

Heard Greta has a massive bush