Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Can we guess the names of their specialist finishing moves please? L-R, you first...I think the whole photoshoot would smell of Lynx Africa, Marlboro Lights and Malibu.
Bomb Shelter-esque, but with less Frazzles and a distinct lack of the Lilt.
Ed: Frazzles, those swines repeat on me worse than dads army!