The Oldies Thread

[noharmdone]

Yup. Every single one. Especially the last two nobheads. The last one being the father of her lad. Found out she was pregnant and " got scared " apparently. Immature get. Not one of his family has even acknowledged the lads existence. Excuse the language, but " [Poor language removed] 'EM ".

It's their loss pal..

 

[chrissyjack]

It's their loss pal..

Exactly.

 

[degsy]

Mater said I sent all my life being at a difficult age and that was 40yrs ago

 

[Groucho]

Mater said I sent all my life being at a difficult age and that was 40yrs ago

What about pater?

 

[degsy]

What about pater?

pater was a RS *spits
and I had my doubts about the butler and the 4 maids as well; the chauffeur was sound he used to take me to the match and pick me up after...it was to be sure a very ( pause ) very (pause ) posh part of Garston

 

[Whitebootman]

I’m quite young most of the time.

I’m old when the alarm goes off at four o’clock in the morning for work, but young when it goes off at the same time when I’m getting up to go on holiday.

I’m definitely young when I’m Christmas shopping for Mrs WBM, but I’m old when we go out for a drink and I buy a round. I remember a round costing 50p for goodness sake.

I’m at an awkward age on the dance floor, do I stick to the classics or show these youngsters how it’s done.

One age I avoid is middle age, that’s just too dull.

Now what did I come into this room for?

 

[noharmdone]

I have sent my lads round the corner to Tesco to get some bread rolls, tomato sauce, crumpets and a TV guide. I gave them a £20 note. How much change does an oldie expect ? I fully expect them to treat themselves here !?

 

[BigBlueConk]

I have sent my lads round the corner to Tesco to get some bread rolls, tomato sauce, crumpets and a TV guide. I gave them a £20 note. How much change does an oldie expect ? I fully expect them to treat themselves here !?

Should be good for £19 change. You must be very rich mate.

 

[noharmdone]

Should be good for £19 change. You must be very rich mate.

£4.71 in change. Most impressive was a torch they decided to buy ! And I'm Defo not rich mate.

 

[Rook]

When I was in college Camel lights were buy one get one free at $1.59.

 

[peteblue]

Yup. Every single one. Especially the last two nobheads. The last one being the father of her lad. Found out she was pregnant and " got scared " apparently. Immature get. Not one of his family has even acknowledged the lads existence. Excuse the language, but " [Poor language removed] 'EM ".

Better off without them mate.....

 

[peteblue]

I have sent my lads round the corner to Tesco to get some bread rolls, tomato sauce, crumpets and a TV guide. I gave them a £20 note. How much change does an oldie expect ? I fully expect them to treat themselves here !?

£19-17s-6d............

 

[Woolly Blue]

I have sent my lads round the corner to Tesco to get some bread rolls, tomato sauce, crumpets and a TV guide. I gave them a £20 note. How much change does an oldie expect ? I fully expect them to treat themselves here !?

When I was a lad we got sent round to the corner shop. We hadn't even heard of Tesco. The biggest shop was the local Co-op and you used to get divi stamps. Ahhh, the young people of today, don't know they're born.

 

[noharmdone]

When I was a lad we got sent round to the corner shop. We hadn't even heard of Tesco. The biggest shop was the local Co-op and you used to get divi stamps. Ahhh, the young people of today, don't know they're born.

They used self serve as well lads !

 

[Woolly Blue]

They used self serve as well lads !

Be honest, your lads are 18 and 20 aren't they ?