The Oldies Thread

[Woolly Blue]

No, what Chrissy means is that you'll sit in front of the telly, watch a film, fall asleep and miss the end. This will happen maybe six or seven times before you see the end..........

Very true this. You'll also miss any Everton games on MOTD and wake up as the end credits roll.

 

[peteblue]

Happy birthday Bry, you're still a youngster. Now get to feck out of our thread and go and enjoy yourself mate


xxx

Stop interfering with our Savile programme.........

 

[Woolly Blue]

It's all about sex mate. If you are doing it on a regular basis you're ok. Poor old Chrissy has taken to visiting castles instead......

I like castles as well too. Last one we went to was Barnard Castle ... English Heritage site and a boss place to wander round for an hour before a cream tea. I was up for a quickie in a secluded part of the castle but got a frosty no from the curator ...and the missus too.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Anyone seen my walking stick?

 

[chrissyjack]

Very true this. You'll also miss any Everton games on MOTD and wake up as the end credits roll.

Ahh, the good times of our youth. Falling asleep at the news , then waking up to find Parkinson on. Missing MOTD completely

 

[Woolly Blue]

Stop interfering with our Savile programme.........

Haha. Sorry mate.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Anyone seen my walking stick?

Ooo err missus.
It's in yer trousers lad.

 

[peteblue]

Anyone seen my walking stick?

Kid alert.........

 

[noharmdone]

I have needed a stick for the last few days..

And what ?

 

[peteblue]

I have needed a stick for the last few days..

And what ?

Are we talking physical or sexual needs here.......

 

[noharmdone]

Are we talking physical or sexual needs here.......

Sadly walking.

Me cocks fine mate..

 

[peteblue]

Sadly walking.

Me cocks fine mate..

Chrissy will be happy....

 

[Bungle]

Is this where the older members come to die?

 

[BlueLlama]

Well lads i am utterly ****ed. Leg is out of action as is my shoulder. Literally hopping round supported by Mrs L.

Age FFS.

 

[carlos21]

Well lads i am utterly ****ed. Leg is out of action as is my shoulder. Literally hopping round supported by Mrs L.

Age FFS.

that is nice mate.