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I think Brennan looks like Claire Balding
*patiently waits for that band to be locked in the Wicker Man
This is shit.
If we'd built that stadium in Kirkby this could have been us this opening ceremony.
**** off KEIOC
They should have had a mock up of a London high street in the stadium and reenacted the riots
I'm not being racist, but how many black people were in the industrial revolution really?
Frodo's gonna be f*cking fuming when he sees what they've just done to the Shire.
[Poor language removed] James Bond
(I'm not a Bond fan)
HOLD ON THATS THE ACTUAL QUEEN
*stands and salutes our brave boys*
Jose Baxter:
@jbaxter_37: The queens tidy
Mrs Jock: "Are they deaf or just tone deaf?"
I just spat my beer out.
Oh **** someones going to start frigging themselfs off with a crucifix
The good old days when we had the NHS.
Looking forward to the representation of tracksuited teenage mothers hanging round a giant Co-op, in through the medium of dance.
BEAN - Not even arsed!
LADS SOME PYAR TUNES
Gary Glitter time fellers...
Going to see batman. [Poor language removed] this!
David Beckham driving a speed boat
AND WHAT
Kin ell, no one's arsed about Andorra and belize FFS. Get The Big squads on.
GET ARAZ ABDULAEV ON FFS
What?! Bangladesh?!
5 athletes...population 100 odd million. Lazy bastards.
Woh Woh Woh........
Cambodia have a 72 letter alphabet?!
What?
Are Congo sponsored by Um Bongo?
So the Brazilians wear scarves and now the Czechs wear wellies.
They're mugging us off ffs!
****s sake, they missed England out!
That Finn is FIT
*Makes Finland second team
What sport does she compete in again FF?
Erm..... Independant Olympic Athletes?!
Benfica play there I think
I like to masturbate over this part of the opening ceremony and whichever country I jizz over is my next holiday destination.
Sick of visiting Algeria FFS.
Lao lid lad led lar
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Narnia will come on in a bit
Luis Suarez
No wait, that's a cross.
omg i would slot that qatar flagger
Saint KITTs and Nevis.
What?
I would volley my balls right into that Turk.
Vietnam are right after this lot. It could get ugly.
This is just a parade of Zatara's Facebook friends.
Kin ell. Just light that ****ing beacon with McCartney's wig and shut this thing down for the night.
FFS.
Come together sung by these when MCartney is there. It's like having Messi on the bench and playing Osman.
Is everyone else waiting for Al Qaeda to fly a 747 right into the middle of all this?
Just the BBC then.
A few highlights.
Anyone know whats happening with the village they built? does it get used for anything?
Anyone watching BBC 1?
A year since 'Nuremburg' unreal. Last summer was boss