The Olympics Thread, London 2012, Games of the XXX Olympiad, 27th July - 12th August

[ijjysmith]

I beleive you missed Muse from your ace British Live bands there mate


Night though.

 

[tommye]

this thread is superb. Davek, you grumpy old bas tard, you are wonderful. Great work. Big props to all involved. Gold medalist on the first day. Kin ace.

 

[andym78]

I beleive you missed Muse from your ace British Live bands there mate


Night though.

Pick 4/5 amazing British bands from the last 50 years and put them together in a Later ... With Jools Holland stylee

= greatest music show there's ever been

 

[Cena]

Immense night on GOT again, well played all

 

[thebes20]

Thought the opening ceremony was great. China was shock and awe, but the English was wonderful and heartfelt. Much better..an american here. congrats on a job well done.

 

[Cena]

Thought the opening ceremony was great. China was shock and awe, but the English was wonderful and heartfelt. Much better..an american here. congrats on a job well done.

Did you get some of the stuff that was going on mate? Coz I'd imagine other countries might not of understood some of the British TV stuff

 

[Bigmaclad]

What a sick opening ceremony!!

 

[andym78]

Thought the opening ceremony was great. China was shock and awe, but the English was wonderful and heartfelt. Much better..an american here. congrats on a job well done.

This ^^

 

[McBain]

Right, just got up and missed the show. Yay for Norther Hemisphere Sporting Events. Not.

 

[tommye]

Right, just got up and missed the show. Yay for Norther Hemisphere Sporting Events. Not.

just read this thread mate. Tis a thing of beauty. Start at page 12. Enjoy.

 

[paulbefc]

That was absolutely brilliant. Incredible work from Danny Boyle.

 

[JamesBT]

Thought the opening ceremony was great. China was shock and awe, but the English was wonderful and heartfelt. Much better..an american here. congrats on a job well done.

The London ceremony literally walked up to Beijing. Pimp slapped him a couple of times took his gilfriend and walked off to the tune of land of hope and glory while the rest of the world clapped.

 

[McBain]

just read this thread mate. Tis a thing of beauty. Start at page 12. Enjoy.

Thanks for the tip mate, will do. Looking forward to some GOT Gold.

 

[Cena]

This is what its all about wanky little **** hole nations getting a holiday

Kin ell, no one's arsed about Andorra and belize FFS. Get The Big squads on.

What?! Bangladesh?!

5 athletes...population 100 odd million. Lazy bastards.

Woh Woh Woh........

Cambodia have a 72 letter alphabet?!

What?

Are Congo sponsored by Um Bongo?

CZECH THEM OUT, HUH?

I like to masturbate over this part of the opening ceremony and whichever country I jizz over is my next holiday destination.

Sick of visiting Algeria FFS.

Narnia will come on in a bit

The Qatar women are bollocko under that gown.
Teasing Mohammed, the minxs

that samoan woman is due a good slotting

No he will be fingering Tom Daley

I'll insert semen alright. PHWOAR.

**** me Taiwan have been twatted to death with the ugly stick

Vietnam are right after this lot. It could get ugly.

Wow we look like such bells.

Why are our athletes dressed like my uncle when he was tripping his bollocks off and thought he was an astronaut from the future? He glued tin foil to his shoulders and ran around holding his coat over his shoulders shouting "IGNITION SEQUENCE START!"

He still looked better than this Hoy prick.

It's a good indicator of the financial conditions of a nation when you look at the technology the athletes are waving above their heads. One of the Greeks had a Nokia 3210.

The queen has prob pissed herself about 5 times

This is just a parade of Zatara's Facebook friends.

Jacques Rogge is such a strange pairing of names.

Jacques makes you think of some poncey Parisian who works in a Coffee Shop.

'Rog' sounds like the name of a crack dealer.

"Reject doping..."

At least 43% of the athletes in front of him right now are coked off their tits.

[Poor language removed] off Coe you tory bell. Yer bird fingers herself over Cram lad.

Who's lighting this beacon?

There's been a late flurry of bets on Jimmy Tarbuck.

Sniderman to light the torch.

This is looking a bit Nuremburg.

A selection of highlights from the Opening Ceremony, GOT right there. In tears here

 

[Elong]

This wins thread of the week. Wetting myself at Nuremburg FFS.

Also, best thing I've seen on telly all year, really thought it was ace. Gonna be a massive games!