summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
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The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread
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The father's John Thomas is hanging all the way down past his left knee joint.
There's no handle on the teapot which she is pouring from also
Also the bread is rectangular but the loaf isn't. There is also a bloke under the table finger blasting the Ma.
Spadge Vernacular
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Put in the music thread but some might think it better here.
Rita_Poon
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'Hanksta rap', ace
For that special someone:
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong, and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied: 'Now you’ve caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then walked out, before reappearing several minutes later.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he said loudly.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong, and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied: 'Now you’ve caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then walked out, before reappearing several minutes later.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he said loudly.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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