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Stephen Gibson
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bol-uk
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Took advantage of the fact no one was in earlier to watch a bit of filth on my phone, sat there, schnauzer in hand, wandering why I could not hear anything, turned the phone up full blast and realised it was on Bluetooth in my van outside, the sound of a groaning amateur milf blaring down my street from my brand new transit.
I could not turn it off quick enough.
I could not turn it off quick enough.
The comments on that have ended me
summerisle
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magicjuan
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Adam, he of the first ever man, his first 'wife' was called Lilith, and not Eve as is commonly thought.
She left him, and Eden, because he refused to allow her to be on top during coitus
True story
bol-uk
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Adam, he of the first ever man, his first 'wife' was called Lilith, and not Eve as is commonly thought.
She left him, and Eden, because he refused to allow her to be on top during coitus
True story
Wot
Can't be that easy to get rid off a wife???
Lockdown defence. She could play for me.
magicjuan
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Aye.
However, as with all ancient brasses she has many guises and turns up as various goddesses and the inspiration for a 'succubus'.
If you know your history n stuff lid innit
deipnosophist
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An old friend of my ex wife was married to a bloke called Eden who she caught playing around...she similarly left Eden.Adam, he of the first ever man, his first 'wife' was called Lilith, and not Eve as is commonly thought.
She left him, and Eden, because he refused to allow her to be on top during coitus
True story
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
...there are quite a few very fit succubuses (see below) flitting about...so if you fail to 'score' with one, don't fret; you know there's always another succubus coming ...Aye.
However, as with all ancient brasses she has many guises and turns up as various goddesses and the inspiration for a 'succubus'.
If you know your history n stuff lid innit
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